Waking up early as fuck, to make sure my room's clean b4 yoga, shower, and #Endgame
Cuz my boyfriend's gona do an interview here; and I'm always dropping shit! It's my room #idowhatiwant lolol
Anywho- good luck babe!
A few days ago I went from a supported #shoulderstand, to #plowpose.
And as my ass made it's way up in the air, turns out my black #rebock tights were so sheer/see thru- I saw my panty liner! Wtf?!
Cuz ur crazy if u work out with ur underwear on -.- lol
I just changed my #cgm alarm to the sound of a truck backing up... Now I wont be as embarrassed frm the #lifealert alarm sound! Lol. Cuz I already look like an idiot, when I b talking to it! It needs to #shushup ! #t1d#whatsleep
This 1st act is entitled: that 1 time I drank 30 oz of oj @ 3:30 am to save my life; and had to get high to try go back to sleep, cuz these #lifealert alarms ain't shit! #t1d#t1problems
I popped my left thumb & tendon back into place, cuz I hate wearing my big ass brace to bed... N my world stopped for exactly 1 minute after, cuz of the pain!
#cbds#ftw#tendonitis#sinceiwas5
Some dude said tht my smile takes up almost all of my face...
I felt hella insulted. N the 1st thing I think of is the #joker, and 1 of my laughs...
That shut me up real quick.
I had turkey chili for lunch. And I let 1 fat slip out, 3 hrs later... it was a stinker... N now, on my way home- the party shall actually begin! #raunchy#ass#poots#farts#gas
I'd say about #half of my #ups orders I don't even know anything about! #wtf is a fulfillment center? What if they start sending shit in the mail again? Lol. But, frfr... figure that part out, yo!
#adidias your flip flops did a nasty ass flippity- flop on my ass. The velcro came undid on my left slide, n I basically did my first splits in the middle of a main isle at a #target! #wtf#iwashigh#soijustwalkeditoff