Once my own country, I joined the U.S. to become the Largest state that really matters.

Joined April 2009
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Good Morning Dallas! Today is the funeral for Sergeant Michael Smith. The escorts and processions around this... fb.me/56oaYRPd0

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14 Jul 2016
emus are allowed as long as they are on a leash.
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14 Jul 2016
don't hate Texas State
14 Jul 2016
Much love to the city of Dallas... #BackTheBlue
11 Dec 2014
"You can pay for school but you can't buy class." -Jay Z
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9 Dec 2014
If an elf takes a selfie is it called an "elfie"? #elfie #selfie #rhetoric #tistheseason
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6 Dec 2014
I hereby declare free tuition for the spring semester! So shall it be written, so shall it be done. #students #freeeducation
6 Dec 2014
Don't tempt me...I may just secede. #independence
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14 Aug 2012
Compared to most other states, even some countries, I'm a plus size model!
14 Aug 2012
My size overwhelms even myself!
21 Jul 2009
I'm totally in love with myself...myself being Texas!
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15 Jul 2009
Someday I would like to visit Fiji....I think that would be nice. WHO's WITH ME?!?!
15 Jul 2009
I agree with all Ya'll, @jessw84, @BrinkManicBloom, @HoustonDIVA, the people, bbq, the pride, and the utter size!! Texans everywhere Unite!
14 Jul 2009
Twitter me this...What exactly makes Texas so incredibly awesome? Discuss...
13 Jul 2009
#musicmonday More followers of Texas will enjoy the sounds of local artist @davidramirez. He's on tour so if he's near you, go listen.
13 Jul 2009
#manicmonday, promoting the awesome sound of @manicbloom. There's even some true texans in the band!
13 Jul 2009
Being Texas, I am hot with 100 degree weather....so I wear nothing, thus making me unclothed.
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13 Jul 2009
I'm so hot, I'm naked.
6 Jul 2009
"You can go to Hell, I'm going to Texas." -Davy Crockett after serving 3 terms as Tennessee Congressman