Christ is King 🙏 Texas Born & Raised 🇺🇸 Conservative - Podcast: The Pasture

Joined July 2025
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I hear @realjaypatriot didn't remember this is the only handle I've ever had. Sad.
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Sorry I’ve been away for awhile. Got mistaken for a Mexican mowing grass
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I should really apologize and grovel to some people on here I’ve alienated and abused when I was a big gifting piece of shit
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Sorry my wife got mad at me and put me in timeout again. What I miss?
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Same one that makes my wife beat me like a bitch when i tell her to make one
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The Jews hacked my account
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Got home from begging in Atlanta to taking it in the ass from my wife. Happy Friday
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Off to Atlanta to beg people to let me cut their grass. Back later
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Good morning from Georgia

ALT Goonies GIF

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Sorry I had to mow a 4 acre lawn with my teeth. What I miss?
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Are we having fun yet?
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ISO: an unemployed tech dude who can do AI videos for me and my friends (aka the guy I have homoerotic feelings for, another guy who has an affinity for Uber and 187, and some old crusty bitch who needs attention so badly she will drink anyone’s Kool-Aid).
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Must have wet brain and be at least 15 beers deep by 11 am on a Tuesday.
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Oh I see how it is. Follow me and suck me off when I was big time but now you all bail when I’m a newbie again? Yall some bitches @QnPatriot @kittomega @whisky_raccoon2
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“Baby come back! You can blame it all on me”
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The key to owning a 5 star rated landscaping company like I do is that you have to have fucked up teeth like mine to mow the grass with.
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The only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers and I ain’t no steer
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-@RepThomasMassie is my hero. I blow my load every time he speaks
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Yet some in the picture don’t
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