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Ever say something with your friends, and realize that if someone walked in the room right then and there you might get arrested. Yeah...this is that

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Coulee Brew Co.@CouleeBrewCo
5 May 2016
Nut Brown now on tap. New Calibration... perfect excuse to leave work early. #yqlbeer
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Weston: We're white as fuck.
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Travis: You wanna play with fire? Cause you'll get some dick
Travis - "dead dick is a bad thing"
Lance - Chris and Carl, do you want to bottom?
Lance - You drink the beer and you take the death.
Lance - Travis please sober up before 9.
Travis - "...but initiative modifiers... That means they are bad."
Travis - "looks like we are in a... sticky situation"
Lance - "It's sweat and salty he must eat a lot of citrus"
Weston - "by the time he's 16, all I'm going to see are his balls"
Ace - "Remember your maid of honor, Shayne?"
Demo - "cream corn is the gayest of the canned foods"
Travis - "How much do trees weigh?"
Matthew - "Life doesn't even matter"
Matthew - "Girth the whole time"
Lance - "You can't know if something is true unless you try it one or twelve times!" Travis - "For the last time,nothing is going up my ass!
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