normal guy that likes dogs and hats | I make cars pretty again | know nothing but also everything | your head is still big
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14 Oct 2020
Go against the grain
Think for yourself
You know the answers
Open your third eye
Attention and Awareness
What does it say?
Don’t answer that for me
Answer it for you
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Jun 15
Can y'all pls stop calling this app twitter? Thanks.
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Jun 15
Confirmed: An inch worm is really an inch.
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Jun 13
I need Drake & Timbaland to make music together again because “Say Something” still goes platinum in this house
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Jun 13
Jeepers! You sure are sperming me something fierce, buster!
Jun 12
I used to date this girl, and whenever we had sex, she’d make direct eye contact with me and say, “Oh, wow, you’re jizzing a boatload,” every time I came, in the most emotionally detached tone I’ve ever heard.
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Jun 12
I been matching with big girls on tinder and selling them peptides
Up $11k this week just on reta.
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Jun 13
My neighbor’s son has pulled up in recent months in a Carrera, an absolute spaceship of a Corvette and today this beautiful R8 enough is enough I’m about to go ask him how I can join his Discord
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Jun 13
I love watching impatient and aggressive drivers get owned by completely predictable traffic patterns
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Jun 13
Sally is a Porsche and McQueen is a race car meaning this is basically their child
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Jun 13
Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 11
Jun 11
A black Mexican scored the first goal of the World Cup
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Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"
Jun 11
W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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Jun 11
In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”
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you tellin me this nigga is still doing this LMFAOOO?
The 645AR "On The Radar" Freestyle
youtube.com/watch?v=hvhRvu1O…
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Jun 10
swag surf got buddy levitating i’m in tears.
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Jun 10
I was a murder suspect cuz detectives noticed 7 ppl I argued wit on here died & da last one was da worst coincidence of all time cuz he got killed in da same spot I was in 8 hours after we argued on here. I was like why would I shoot up a place wit my name on da flyer.
Jun 10
Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.
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Jun 10
Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
Jun 10
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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Jun 9
I advise you lil niggas to get the fuck out the way
20 years ago today, a stop in Radiator Springs showed us that the journey matters as much as the finish line. 🏁
Cars Races Back into Theaters September
#Cars20
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