Canucks, pro wrestling, dogs. Trying to be less fat. RIP Doug 🌈🐾❤️🐾🌈

Joined June 2009
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Carter Hart is not a Stanley Cup champion.
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I love Brock Boeser but the Sami Salo erasure should not be acceptable.

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Games of any sport that end in a tie 👎
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The final whistle goes as Canada gets their first ever point at the FIFA World Cup.
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I was never happier as a Canucks fan than I was that day…

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HAHAHAHA THERE’S NO WAY THEY’RE TRYING AGAIN WITH THIS FUCKING GUY 😂
Sources: The Edmtn Oilers are consulting with the NHLPA to see if there are objections that must be resolved before potentially hiring Mike Babcock. Amid allegations of invading players privacy, Babcock resigned in CBJ as Head Coach in 2023. Further investigation may be required.
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What a slutty lil franchise, eh??
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I still firmly believe that if both Ivar Stenberg and Caleb Malhotra are available at 3, Canucks should draft Stenberg.
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I love this so damn much!
WELCOME COACH MANNY! General Manager Ryan Johnson announced today that the #Canucks have hired Manny Malhotra as the 23rd Head Coach in franchise history. DETAILS | vancanucks.co/4fflZjQ
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Here we go!
Sources say #Canucks have a deal in place to make Manny Malhotra the 23rd head coach in franchise history. Zero surprise, the Canucks’ Calder Cup winner isn’t going anywhere. He’s won with Johnson and was a teammate of the Sedins. Announcement and timing TBD.
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MTL receives: Jake DeBrusk VAN receives: Brendan Gallagher Sam Montembeault 2026 2nd Round Pick 2027 3rd Round Pick Who says no?? #Canucks #GoHabsGo
47% MTL says no
34% VAN says no
19% Fair trade 🤝
47 votes • Final results
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I like this 😊
🚨 🚨 🚨 Bombshell: The #Browns are finalizing a trade of Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams in a shocker, sources tell me, @TomPelissero & @AdamSchefter. Cleveland would send Garrett to LA in exchange for star edge Jared Verse, a first-rounder, and more.
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Who are you cheering for in the Stanley Cup Final?
11% Vegas Golden Knights
33% Carolina Hurricanes
56% Giant Meteor
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“I hate that these people come to Canada and don’t assimilate to Canadian culture!!!” “No, don’t do it like that!!” Fuuuuck offffffff.
There’s no event, city, or country they haven’t diluted and conquered throughout Western civilization.
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I maintain that the Walter Cup is the best looking trophy in team sports

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Throwing out wacky trade ideas for fun. To VAN: #2 overall To SJ: 1st round pick from Hughes trade Jake DeBrusk Drew O’Connor
9% VAN says No
84% SJ says No
7% 🤝
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Lorne Gardner retweeted
i think jesus christ suffered less than canucks fans
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Realizing you’re on the wrong side of the argument when DJ Dumdum RT’s it
This is your reminder that Team Tank is fucking stupid.
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Twitter is for angry, knee-jerk reactions, not rational thought.
This is your reminder that Team Tank is fucking stupid.
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This is your reminder that Team Tank is fucking stupid.
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Fuck, I hate Toronto so much
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