Corp dev bro living in San Diego. Tweet about economics, markets, real estate, investing, and living in SoCal. Good vibes are crucial.
Joined January 2021
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29 Dec 2023
Friendly reminder that today’s the last day to sell your losers and harvest tax losses for your portfolio.
This is the government giving you free money, don’t be lazy and miss it. Open your Schwab app right now and save a few thousand bucks on taxes.
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19 Dec 2023
I spy a Florida swell…. I’m back in FL for a the next 6 weeks.
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17 Dec 2023
Wow - just found out that a girl I was friends with in high school is apparently a top onlyfans creator and made $10M last year using a pseudonym. Absolutely wild.
She was a little wacky back then, but very sweet, and was always entrepreneurial.
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15 Dec 2023
Neurodivergent 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 aren’t 👏🏻 responsible 👏🏻 for understanding 👏🏻 the contract👏🏻 they’re 👏🏻 signing👏🏻
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13 Dec 2023
The fake numbers on the screen were green today so today was a good day
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11 Dec 2023
Without looking it up - how much higher were total US corporate profits in 2022 over 2019?
8%
-5% to 5%
38%
5% to 25%
46%
25% to 75%
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above 75%
52 votes • Final results
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12 Dec 2023
US total corporate profits increased nearly 50% in 2022 from 2019 🤯
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11 Dec 2023
Multiple people list 500 Days of Summer in the comments of this tweet as an example of a manic pixie dream girl movie.
Those people did not understand the plot of the movie…
11 Dec 2023
The original sin of internet culture was letting people be convinced there is a “trope” about “manic pixie dream girl” characters based on exactly two (2) examples one of which is Elizabethtown which was never even popular.
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8 Dec 2023
Signed the main deal I’ve been working on for the past 6 months this morning and my PA just surpassed my previous all time high from back in 2022
WE ARE SO BACK
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6 Dec 2023
Twitter is awesome because it gives you leading insight into where the next bubble is forming
In 2020 my tl was full of Bitcoin bros
2021-22 the big Twitter accounts extolled the value of self storage and multifamily
2022-present the big accounts are pushing search funds/SMBs
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6 Dec 2023
Honorable mentions-
Guy accounts pushing inexperienced people to quit their jobs and invest full time in the following: call centers, med spas, Amazon stores, digital marketing agencies
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6 Dec 2023
I fucking love that Panera’s charged lemonade has now claimed TWO bodies but the head chef still isn’t backing down on the recipe. It’s called standing up for your beliefs
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1 Dec 2023
Me after buying one share of SPY
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30 Nov 2023
He’s looking more like a middle aged lesbian every day. What’s going on here?
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30 Nov 2023
Apparently there’s a lot of action on here between accounts that I’ve muted/blocked? The autistic douchebag doxed the ChatGPT account who’s raising money on Twitter to buy strip-malls, and the ChatGPT HVAC lawyer is accusing the autist of breaking the law.
Is that about it?
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