Joined December 2018
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Welp...I've been up nearly three hours. Time to go back to bed.
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There are two Ls in LLINOIS.
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I can't believe I'm going to have to mute the words "cheese" and "onion".
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I think @elonmusk should buy @ChickfilA. Open it on Sundays.
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As expected, there are now accounts pretending to be Japanese (or otherwise non-American) marveling at American culture, even attempting to mimic the style of popular accounts, in an attempt to cash in on those sweet X Bux.
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Any guesses what kind of pepper this might be?
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Since @elonmusk is a Trillionaire, he could afford to give everyone free Premium accounts.
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Maybe it's just my natural cynicism, but I can't help but think all these Europeen (and Jappo) accounts raving about literally everything they encounter here in the US are just playing us (well...YOU) for chumps to collect Elon Engagement Bux.
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The local Classic Rock station is compiling a list of the "best" 250 rock songs by only American bands.
What are YOUR top 5? No British or Canadian artists allowed. USA only.
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I thought I had broken through the depression at least temporarily, but no.
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Problem solved. A little bit of spagooti sauce from a jar. Add some ground beef and minced veg and spices. Sort of a Hillbilly Marinara Bolognese Arrabiatta. On top of some noodlies, with a glass o' cheap red wine.
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Well...shit. Fucked around and waited too long and dinner won't be cooked in time for tonight, so I'll have to go out for something. And I don't want to.
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What a day. Doc wants to put me on a GLP1. Even with insurance, it will cost almost $500 a month. Guess who ain't going to be filling that scrip?
Sister had the skin graft done today. May be released to rehab as early as Sunday.
So depressed I had Del Taco for dinner.
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I need followers! I don't know why anyone would want to follow me. I'm pretty unpleasant, but every now and then I manage to fire off a gem that nobody sees because of Elon's shitty antisocial social media algorithm.
#followFriday
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Cooky fucked up my egg this morning. Somehow managed to overcook the white and leave the yolk runny. Granted, very few people know how to fry the perfect egg so that the white is set and the yolk is the consistency of custard, so I'm not too upset. Plus there was lots of bacon.
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On this date in 1970, Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter. While tripping balls on acid.
youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?si=SnC8… via @YouTube
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I was actually going to cook myself a nice dinner tonight, but the day has been too much for me. The week has been too much. So. I dunno. Maybe a tin of tuna and a boiled egg? Or some hummus and cheese? FML.
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For some reason, Quentin here wants the same thing the Ku Klux Klan wants. The same thing the Aryan Brotherhood wants.
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Quentin Latham calls on blacks to "stay out of the company of white people"
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