The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison is on at The Stand Wee Room, March 16th, Comedian Rap Battles at Blackfriars March 27th. Meh.
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16 May 2025
The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, a play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison is on at @StandComedyClub 2 for the last week of the Edinburgh Fringe.
Tix in Linktree.
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The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, a play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison at @StandGlasgow Wee Room for the 2026 @GlasgowComedy Festival.
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Feb 28
Tons of people are convinced that Jim Carrey has been replaced by a clone, rather than accept the crazy idea that a 64 yr old actor got a bit of Botox, in case you’re wondering why humans are still firing missiles at each other while AI prepares to easily replace civilisation.
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Feb 24
The BAFTA situation is fascinating. I think all it proves is that you can still yell anything in a Scottish accent and English editors will assume it was just a noise made by a loose floorboard.
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Jan 2
Katy Perry’s launch in space doesn’t go quite to plan.
Watch Queen of the New Year on @BBCiPlayer now.
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#QueenoftheNewYear
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Wrote for Queen of the New Year on the Hogmanay telly. On iPlayer here.
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21 Sep 2025
🚨 New episode of the Stop Watering Dead Flowers podcast drops tomorrow at 7am! This week we were thrilled to be joined by cultural icon @ThatWeeMan aka Neil Bratchpiece who shared some of his own heartfelt and hilarious dead flowers on the show. Check it out!
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15 Aug 2025
RIP the legend Big Gary Little. One of the best comedians to come out the country and one of the nicest guys to spend time with. Still absolutely reeling from the shock of this news, deepest condolences go to his family.
Rest easy big man x
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🚨 BONUS SHOW tommorow night live @StandGlasgow!!
Monday Night Improv - comic mayhem from comics based on your suggestions
And as it's a bonus show tickets are 50% OFF! 💰
The full comedy experience for half the price
Use code 50OFF on line
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18 Apr 2025
To be honest the only reason I still have this app is to keep an eye on them. My persistence surprises even me.
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18 Apr 2025
Wrote the last joke of the last episode of this series of Breaking The News. The whole series is on @BBCSounds here.
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What a fucking blast hosting the party for @StandGlasgow 25th birthday alongside @KatetheHammer and yon Susie McCabe !
Amazing to catch up with friends and just have a silly laugh Big news coming and here's to another 25!! .
Also doesn't @ThatWeeMan look cute as a cowboy!
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7 Apr 2025
thestand.co.uk/performance/1…. Tickets for tonight show with @Billykirkwood and @ThatWeeMan @StandGlasgow tonight!
Have a great one!
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31 Mar 2025
Tomorrow @StandComedyClub It's Stu & Garry's Improv Show.
Kick off April in style as we welcome our guests @Billykirkwood and Neil Bratchpiece to the show.
Doors half seven for a half eight start
Tix - thestand.co.uk/performance/1…
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24 Mar 2025
TONIGHT we have (almost) the whole gang back together. A special @GlasgowComedy show of MNI, with @Billykirkwood @mc_hammersmith @ThatWeeMan and Stu & Garry.
Tickets online or on the door from 7:30pm
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