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My aunt married at 35 and had 4 daughters in quick succession. She was the breadwinner & didn’t know her husband resented her for not giving birth to a boy. She convinced her sisters to pool money together and send her hubby abroad. He got to Europe and started acting funny (1)
I want your most unhinged "Nigerian family lore" not the casual "my dad abandoned me when I was a baby story" I mean UNHINGED.
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Sustained wealth happens when you have a community thinking together. The key person who is visibly wealthy only achieves that wealth because others also have skin in the game and propel them for their benefit. I am not engaging in "trillionaire worship" like others, but what was instructive about the SpaceX IPO was that the cafeteria workers and janitors at the same company also became wealthy. That is a bigger deal than anything else. I hear so much talk about founders and investors in African entrepreneurship, but what nobody tells you is that the people who also became wealthy are the people who supported the entrepreneur and the enterprise with work. Decades ago, I discovered that Dangote's depot operators, when he was selling commodities, were also Naira billionaires in their own right. They didn't need to cheat him to get wealthy, as most misguided people believe employees should do; they had an arrangement that made all of them wealthy. Dangote took the financial risk while the depot chiefs took the operational risks. I see this same dynamic in many supply chains in Africa. My wife's aunt's 70th birthday in Accra last year was attended by all the key FMCG players and traders who worked together in an ecosystem that they all profited from. Aliko became rich because his family learned about this model long before anyone else did. He benefited immensely from it, and he is passing this same ecosystem-building approach on to the next generation of his family. This aspect of African entrepreneurship is rarely discussed. People want to hear grass-to-grace stories or miracles. True wealth in reality is built by communities and ecosystems that work in sync. I will be talking about it a lot more. I survived surgery yesterday, and I am grateful for another chance to keep doing this.
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Nigeria is the only place where a politician can fail spectacularly and still have supporters explaining why the failure is actually a success. Such idiocy must end in 2027. #TinubuMustGo
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Girl to girl: study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the women before you, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles. refuse to be a victim of generational curses ❤️
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This is as old as the justice system in Nigeria. The poor innocent kid will be forced to take on the identity of the rich kid while in prison, effectively wiping out traces of his original name or ID for proper search & identification….
Today I learnt that If a wealthy man’s son commits a crime in Nigeria and gets sentenced to prison, they’ll raid poor neighborhoods, pick up an innocent boy, and swap him in. The rich kid goes home & the poor kid serves the sentence. This is why most of those raids happen.
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Do you mean to tell Me the whole Ogbomosho no fit gather themselves up to 100,000 people all man Carry Drone, Jazz, Knife, Cutlass, Guns, etc and Comb/Burn that Entire Forest Enmasse to get this Children? Everyone’s just sitting on their Ass Trusting Govt & doing Nothing. 😡😢
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Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.
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Nigeria alone spent more than 200 times that amount so you can walk on the same pavement with white people. SHUT UP!!
Just two weeks ago South Africa donated 2.5 million dollars to DRC for their fight against Ebola. Only African country to have done that so far actually. But here we are branded as the prime enemies of Pan Africanism whilst the kings of Pan Africanism haven't even donated a Single cent or sent any form of help. We have our problems yes and challenges of xenophobia but Africa collectively must not act they themselves are models of solidarity in tough times.
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An entire state can get wiped out in one night and Nigerians will go to work the next day. We’re being exposed to an insane level of violence and we’re scrolling away
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It always beats my brain that Nigeria has a dedicated national programme & budget to fund the rehabilitation of terrorists but has nothing dedicated for the victims of the terrorists who are traumatized for life.
BREAKING: Borno State Government reintegrates 720 repentant t£rrorists into society after rehabilitation
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The correct Tinubu 3 years score card, which translated to FAILURE. See Before and After, and you also decide if this is not failure.
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Dear Nigerians, Leave everything & watch the 1993 presidential debate between Abiola & Alhaji Bashir Tofa. MKO was fiercely against the IMF & the World Bank. He was against Naira Devaluation & IMF loans. He kicked against wasteful spending. He stood for FREE education, not student loan. In fact, Chief MKO won the 1993 presidential election after defeating Tofa in that debate. Nigerians saw his exceptionalism that day & voted overwhelmingly for Kashimawo. It was a Muslim-Muslim ticket that offered REAL hope. Chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale (MKO) Abiola was firmly against the International Monetary Fund (IMF) & the World Bank. He viewed these Bretton Woods institutions & their structural adjustment programs (SAP) as exploitative & designed to ensnare developing nations into debt traps & neo-colonial reliance. In fact, he criticized the Structural Adjustment Program (SAP), a program of the IMF harshly. MKO was a Capitalist with Socialist ideals. Key aspects of his economic vision were: Farewell to Poverty: His manifesto proposed an economic framework that rejected the World Bank & IMF loans & structural adjustments. Alternative Funding: Instead of devaluing the currency or taking conditional loans, Chief MKO planned to fund a nationwide free health & free education by cutting government waste & securing more profits from oil companies. National Sovereignty: MKO was against neo-colonialism. As an international businessman, he argued that Nigeria had no business letting young IMF officials dictate its internal policies. Today, JUNE 12 People are implementing SAP 2.0. They are running away from debates. They have gone against everything MKO stood for. His HOPE '93 "Farewell to Poverty" was largely a ‘people-centric’ manifesto, anchored on democracy, social justice, agric revolution, poverty eradication, & anti-imperialism. He promised to write off 10 years of taxes for private businesses that went into farming. He was ready to mechanize the whole value chain. 1993 was the fairest & freest election in Nigeria. The irony is, it was the military that conducted that election, before it was ultimately annulled. Today, June 12 People cannot conduct a free election. The beneficiaries of JUNE 12 declare Oro on Election Day, & snatch ballot boxes. They mutilate result sheets, compromise the IREV, & tell you to go to court. They plant their surrogates in opposition parties & call it a Master Strategy. June 12 People are no democrats, they are worse than Abacha. They work against everything that MKO stood for. Under JUNE 12 People, Nigerians have no human rights. They use the police & the DSS to kidnap the critics of their government. They borrowed Nigeria to stupor. They plan to more, & they will squander it. And when the IMF or World Bank says “jump!” They ask, “how high?” Recall that Muhammadu Buhari participated in the 2011 presidential debate, where he debated Nuhu Ribadu & Ibrahim Shekarau. However, he did not attend the 2007, 2015, & 2019 debates. JUNE 12 People have never participated in any presidential debates. They will run away from the 2027 debates. They hate accountability. MKO always quoted statistics like the man they attack in Nigeria today. The candidate they call “Obi China.” MKO articulated his thoughts. He was no bulaba. He stood for the poor. JUNE 12 People are there for themselves & the rich only. They are asking you to renew their mandate—so they could do the things they promised you before. They will remain a fraud in my book.
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Happening now: "What's going on in this country? Schools are still open while students are being kidn@pped. This must stop." — Falz TheBahdGuy joins protest in Lagos over rising insecurity in the country.
"We are out to say no to insecurity in the country." — Seaking and other Nigerians gather in Lagos as they prepare to protest against insecurity across the country.
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A presidential term is 4 years, not 8. If a president fails in the first 3 years, they shouldn't be re-elected. That you feel there are no alternatives, is not a reason to support a failure to remain in office. Tinubu supporters who acknowledge he has failed, but believe the opposition won't do better, are not doing anything smart. Your man is a failure, and you know it. You can decide not to vote. But to willingly vote for a failure to continue failing, is worse than the ignorant, delusional supporters who believe he is working.
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Bro, that man stole 210 trillion. Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭 Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion. 210 trillion! There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad. Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am. The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities. God will punish all of you. Every single one of you.
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Nigeria sells raw cocoa at $8,000 a tonne. Processed into butter it earns $48,000. Made into chocolate it earns $240,000. 30 times the money, yet Nigeria is still choosing $8,000.
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Anytime I see that charcoal stove, my anger increases cos what sort of spineless populace is this? Others are progressing, and we are regressing with pride.
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This ‼️ Story of my life….
the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?
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So the Cerave cancer thing is a false scare. She actually broke it down well.
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Cerave is cancerous ke. Omo! See lawsuits everywhere. Sometimes this poverty dey save me o. Once I buy pears baby oil, I don lock up. 😭
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I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.
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PMS ₦1400, Kerosene ₦4k, Gas ₦2000, Cement ₦12k. inflation 19%, No Security, No Light, No Money. What On Earth Are You Defending?
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