The Anti-Developer
Joined June 2015
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1 Jul 2022
Modern programming languages allow you to use any words of any length when naming files. So why do we have 57 index.js files in the project?
1 Jul 2022
Let's use invisible delimiters said the inventor of YAML and no-one else ever.
19 May 2022
I'm now wearing a GoPro at work so I can capture all my best coding moments on video.
19 May 2022
Most of the developers I work with be like: "Hey guys I've got the solution working at last, I just need a problem to apply it to"
18 May 2022
Of course I can create some sweet CSS. But only if by 'CSS' you really mean: 'Cascading Shit Show'.
16 May 2022
Are you good at drawing boxes? You are? And arrows? Yes? Then, why not become a...........'technical architect'?
16 May 2022
NodeJS callbacks were invented because people were nostalgic for the BASIC GOTO paradigm
13 May 2022
And the network engineering olympics has started. The first event is cURLing......
13 May 2022
Everyone bleats about portability & re-creatable envs then ties up entire stack on AWS, the most bespoke non-portable platform imaginable.
12 May 2022
11 May 2022
I don't wanna RTFM. I'm just asking for the answer to my very specific issue to be on the first page of said manual.
11 May 2022
Want to breed resentment and ill-will throughout your software team? You do? Good, what you need is: Code Reviews !
10 May 2022
With all its weird symbols Perl looks just like hieroglyphics and by coincidence it was invented around the same time. #Perl
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10 May 2022
Always remember Egon Spengler's urinal etiquette: "Never cross the streams" !
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