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Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess Bride' Is A Trash Movie...

U.S.—A new study of online traffic reached an alarming conclusion: the majority of traffic these days comes from angering readers and getting them to click and share a story out of hate. This could...

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Best Ways To Embarrass Your Teenager

If you're the proud owner of a kid between the ages of 12 and 20, you know that the teenage years are the most socially sensitive time any child ever goes through. Teenagers have the capacity to be...

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British Government Gives Religious Exemption For Suicide Vests

LONDON — In an ongoing effort to balance religious freedom and public safety, the government of the United Kingdom decided to grant exemptions for committed Muslims who wish to don suicide vests for...

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Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been...

LONDON — According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond to the attempted beheading in Belfast. UPDATE: The members of the commission have been...

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'Disclosure Day' Causes Audiences To Question Their Faith In Steven Spielberg

U.S. — Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness's most legendary directors, though early reviews indicated that Disclosure Day caused...

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King Solomon Admits He May Have Plagiarized ‘Nothing New Under The Sun’

JERUSALEM — As he observed the temple scribes hard at work making official copies of the book of Ecclesiastes, King Solomon reportedly admitted that he may have plagiarized the bit about there being...

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‘What Is A World Cup?’ Googles America

U.S. — As the highly anticipated soccer matches prepared to kick off in cities throughout the country, millions of Americans got ready for the occasion by sitting down and Googling "What is a World...

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