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Saturdays without football are fkn shite, what do people actually do ? I’m off to the pub.
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Fkn McCoist on commentary again, he’s like dog shite - everywhere
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Jun 10
EXCL: The Lawyer can reveal that Burnley has won its legal case against Everton over Everton's PSR breaches. The Toffees are to pay Burnley nearly £40m in damages and interest. Everton is expected to appeal.
thelawyer.com/everton-to-pay…
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Jun 9
The first thing the Club shop manager sees when opening up tomorrow morning 🤡😬 #newkit
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Limited tickets - get your skates on ! (Sorry) 😩
NUSC Fanzone - Edinburgh
We’ve secured Murrayfield Ice Arena for a fanzone for NUFC supporters travelling to Edinburgh.
More details to follow soon. #NUFC
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Loads of seats available for the last 3 home games at the back end of the season. Where was the 50,000 that’s waiting then ? 85,000 stadium, my arse
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Greatest football chant of all time??
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Jun 7
Capitalism for me, redistribution for thee.
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Fucking hell Bazza
Just like the scumbags who jump over the barriers en masse, Lissack is robbing the public and must be hung, along with the rest
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Jun 2
Jason Cundy doubles down after "apology" to Arsenal fans for celebrating PSG Champions League Win with Gabby Agbonlahor!
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Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues
After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel.
But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers.
{satire}
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May 30
‘I don't know Jeff has there? I must've missed that.
A kitchen?’
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Look at the colour of his turnip change as the commentary goes on
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May 30
English teams PSG have beaten in the Champions League:
Arsenal
Chelsea
Spurs
Liverpool
Man City
Man Utd
Villa
English teams PSG HAVEN'T beaten in the Champions League:
Newcastle United
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May 30
Buy a Cruzcampo #theberrypub today. Get a ticket with each pint. Someone must walk away with a Samsung 65” tv.
(Come take a look at Jane’s massive box)
We also sell scampi fries @theberrypub
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May 29
Strawberry Jane has a massive box.
@ChampionsLeague final @theberrypub
Come support your local independent .
Both bars open
Saturday 5pm kick off.
@Heineken
65” tv must be won.
@NUFC
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Britain under Labour 🥀
Beating up coppers - no jail
Rape - not guaranteed jail
Carry a machete - no jail
Tweet something bad - jail
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