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11 Feb 2022
Priorities order:
🥰People – Find the good ones and hold on to them
🤔Ideas – Discuss these in depth. Define and refine into goals and actions
🏡Places – Wherever the People and Ideas can flourish
🤹Things – Only what is needed to support the People and Ideas that matter most
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If I don't become a father, I'm going to have an extremely wild midlife crisis.
No kids? Might as well do drugs in the jungle, buy a speed boat and drive from Cleveland to Cuba, set a land speed record on a motorcycle, jump the grand canyon, buy a house just to burn it down.
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Jun 14
I just first-drove the van 1/2mi to my destination. I didn't even die! Woohoo! Yippee! 😍 #letavanruinyourlife
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Jun 14
I've been ogling sweet ass conversion vans. Imagine cruising in one of those with the tunes bumpin' and A/C blastin'. Happy Stunday! 😃🌤️
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Jun 14
I've heard a loudboy boomin' through the neighborhood a few times today, and it makes me miss my loudboy things sooooo much! 😭 #nextnewdailywillbeloudboyapproved
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Jun 12
Mentioned looking for an "affordable van, under $40k", and my mom said I live like a poor person. 🥰
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Jun 11
FYI, I didn't actually do any hard drugs. This was an LOL/JKJK situation. I was having fun with words. Happy evening time! 🥳
Jun 10
Good news! I finally awaked-off my melatonin and hard drugs from last night.
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Jun 10
Good news! I finally awaked-off my melatonin and hard drugs from last night.
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Jun 10
Pretending that I'm gonna make plans, so that I have something to look forward to.
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Jun 10
Loaded on melatonin and PEDs so I can sleep extra hard tonight.
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Sometimes life changes a lot, but mostly life stays the same for a very long time. Gonna sleep. Goo'niiiight. 😴
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I'm not one to kink-shame, but my least favorite kink is the one in my spine around L2. Goot mornting!😃⛅️
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WOMEN - Become my wife (girlfriend???) and I will save you $$$$$ on handyman bills by doing the work!
I'll fix the car, the plumbing, the wiring, and I'll make you cum.
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I can't become a tradesman because being a rapi$t goes against my personal code of ethics.
I can't hire tradesmen because I can't afford the murder charges.
$800 for a valve and a joint of pvc? BRING ME MY SHOVEL!!!
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Plumbers charge $200/hr and most of them are retarded. I installed all the plumbing in my house, with no prior experience and every pro that set eyes on it says it was better than anything they'd seen a plumber do. #fckdemhoeasstradies
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Brother and his extremely pregunanat (will be less than 3weeks from due date) wife are visiting this weekend! Good moooore-ning!😃💚☀️
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