(To the tune of the Oompa Loompa song from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)
Oompa Loompa, doompety-doo,
Trump's got some policies, here's what he'll do:
Build up a wall, keep borders tight,
Trade deals he'll tweak in the dead of the night.
Oompa Loompa, doompety-dee,
Tax cuts for some, and a booming spree!
Oompa Loompa, doompety-dye,
He's spun so many tales, oh my, oh my!
Facts he will twist, with a wink and a grin,
Claims grow so tall, you don't know where to begin.
Oompa Loompa, doompety-doo,
Truth takes a tumble in his wild hullabaloo!