Comedian • Podcaster • Writer • Retired Hot Guy • Old School Blue Check
Joined August 2010
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Y'all, this place is weird. So here's a weird video of me.
For those who dig me, check out that place in that bio above to find me. ✌️
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bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Aged like milk.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Close enough.
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Sen. Mitch McConnell “was admitted to the hospital this morning.” — Spokesperson
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There are no titties and no dong being shown in these tweets.
What happened to "free speech" @elonmusk?
Anyways, we're just doing comedy. Elon allegedly LOVES comedy....or does he???
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Every day now, I get a notification from Twitter that months- and years-old SFW promotion for The Naked Comedy Show is 'sensitive content.'
Where are the Free Speech nerds now???
Oh yeah, #1A to them is just about saying the N word and telling chicks to get raped. Gotcha.
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Anyways, if you want to be SUPER counter-cultural and free speechy, you'll share the ticket page that Eventbrite doesn't really want you to see.
Cuz they're limiting discovery as well. #NYC #1A
eventbrite.com/e/19898460952…
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If you thought Trump needed a security perimeter for Game 3, wait till you see what these refs are gonna need.
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this is a tweet for 17 people. i am one of them.
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Donald Trump is doing everything in his power to silence your voice.
This is what happens when authoritarians are desperate to hold on to power.
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Jun 11
This officiating stinks lol. Holy smokes it’s bad.
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Jun 11
What’s the deal with this game
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What?
ALT A graphic featuring Donald Trump making an "okay" sign with his right hand. Text on screen features a quote from Trump reading, "I love the inflation."
Jun 10
Q: Are you concerned about the latest inflation number?
Trump: No, I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation.
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My ass is fat. My show's on tour. My wife left me 4 years ago. Knicks in 4. 🏀
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Jun 7
At the naked comedy show in Philly. I may or may not have balls to come up there
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Algorithm, please show me more comedy lovers in Philadelphia who are looking for Pride plans this weekend. eventbrite.com/e/19882724113…
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May 30
neurodivergent people tend to overshare because it makes them feel as if they're significantly more tolerable with more context
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Zohran is just showing that Dems could have been doing this shit the entire time, while they were going oh but our hands are tied bullshit.
May 28
🚨 New York City has announced free tax preparation to all working families.
This will save New Yorkers an average of $346 per year.
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