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It's a shame box office numbers are now being heavily influenced by people who refuse to grow up.
Project Hail Mary better than The Batman btw.
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This is what unnecessary pandering gets you. That fuckass face pretending to be chuffed about horrible cheap motel food in America.
As a European I really thought the American Breakfast would be a bit… “ better “ than this…
But at least the Waffle was amazing🤩🇺🇸
IT IS MATCHDAYYY🧡🤩
#worldcup
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Gotta take that. Always felt his time here was done. Seemed depleted lately. Will always support him.
🚨 Real Madrid reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Marc Cucurella. 27yo left-back joins #RMFC from #CFC for €60m - €55m fixed €5m bonuses. Spain international’s deal done at rapid speed & now on to paperwork stage @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano nytimes.com/athletic/7325256…
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🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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Jun 13
Need this guy ****, man.
Jun 13
Josh Hokit showed up to the weigh-ins "drunk" and threw up on himself 😭
"So what, maybe I was drinking last night. Who wouldn't be. I have a giant black man that wants to knock me out."
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Jun 12
Okay, Neal from Accounting.
Jun 11
Tbf, South Africa are trying to outscore Mexico, problem is they’re doing it with reds not goals.
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Jun 11
The Mexican team gotta be one of the worst teams of the tournament, surely?
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Jun 9
Might be the worst trailer I've ever seen. Looks and feels like AI.
First trailer for CHAPTER 51, starring Colman Domingo & Abigail Breslin.
• Follows a FBI agent investigating the 3 girls' murder in Hollywood
• The film is shot in multiple formats including hand-held cameras, VistaVision, Ultra Panavision, IMAX & a new anamorphic IMAX format
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Jun 9
Just wondering where we went wrong as a civilisation.
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Jun 9
I don't even want my club to be associated with him. Doesn't even have enough sauce to cheat successfully.
🚨 Enzo Fernandez latest: There is NOTHING so far from Real Madrid. They are currently looking at different players, it remains probably a dream move for the player but Chelsea received nothing as of yet. The club and Enzo are also still NO closer to finding a salary agreement. (@FabrizioRomano)
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Jun 7
Someone needs to sit his ass down and make him retire. Getting a second chance at life is a privilege.
Christian Eriksen has just collapsed on the pitch during Denmark’s game against Ukraine.
He lay down on the pitch for a few minutes, but eventually was able to get up and walk to the ambulance himself.
Danish FA: "Christian Eriksen is conscious and doing well under the circumstances."
The game has been called off.
Stay strong, Christian 🙏
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