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You're watching your team lose at the world cup after diving for 80 straight minutes. I'm watching fully armored men fight for a crowd's amusement. We are not the same.
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Thank you Ubisoft for releasing old man yaoi during pride month.
Jun 11
Old Solid Snake Elite IS HERE❗
Metal Gear Solid 4 Solid Snake skin in Rainbow Six Siege
full thread of what's in the bundle 🧵
(use code "Kudos" in the shop, thanks to Ubisoft for providing me with this bundle)
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But also fuck you for the layoffs, what the fuck guys. You can spend less on AI tokens and save so many jobs. Clowns.
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We are barely 1/3rd into Pride Month and my brother is already appropriating our culture, smh my head.
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Also, in case you were wondering what kind of guy my brother is, allow me to refer you to some texts a few minutes after this one.
That's right. He knew about the gay hockey books, but somehow, not the much more popular television adaptation.
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VANILLAWARE ON PC THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT A GOATWARE ACTION GAME ON PC IF YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED THE BEST ARTISTS IN THE FUCKING GAMING SPHERE DOING THEIR GODDAMN BEST WORK YOU ARE HONOR BOUND TO DO SO
Muramasa: Revenant Blades also confirmed for Steam buff.ly/0Zi2P0b
a vanillaware title on PC...
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This is an in-game screenshot. The game just looks like this. You want to know what platform Muramasa originally released on?
THE FUCKING NINTENDO WII.
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Every Vanillaware game looks like the most gorgeous, indulgent painting you can think of.
And then it moves.
And then you're playing it.
You're playing a goddamn painting. There are games with gorgeous art and design, and then there's Vanillaware over here going "fuck it".
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I'm now realizing I haven't posted a current selfie in a goddamn long time.
So anyways, I lost 80 pounds last year.
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My beard is going very white but mostly on the bottom, the rest is getting rust red. The worst shit is my anime-ass white streak in my hair, like, what shonen protag decided to isekai into my fuckin' hair color and why didn't they have the decency to also deal with the bald spot.
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"Matt, you like Ace Combat, right? What are the games like?"
The story makes Metal Gear look like Peppa Pig. The music is so good they delayed the whole game to give their composer more time to cook. The gameplay is closer to Overkill than Microsoft Flight Sim.
Jun 4
Equip yourself with the knowledge and munitions needed to embody the Wings of Theve – whether you’re already an ace pilot or taking flight for the first time.
ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE releases October 2nd, 2026!
Watch the trailer on YouTube: youtu.be/DcphpBvdt28
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Belka, a country in Ace Combat, stops a counter-offensive by closing the mountain passes the army was using to invade.
It does this with seven tactical nuclear warheads. This is seen as one of the more sane and level-headed actions Belka will take over the course of the series.
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And, of course, I cannot discuss Ace Combat without also involving my good friend @TheHidn, who is a evangelist for the series.
You might know him from his best-known work:
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What is the point of a State of Play if the game we're all waiting for has been all but confirmed to be never coming out.
Bloodborne Remaster never, and for this, an infinite rain of poxes and toads upon all.
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"Matt, what about Duskbloods?! What about the fact that in over ten years we've gotten emulation to the point where we can play part of the intro?!"
Yeah yeah shut up and let me be an old man you fucking zoomers.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast retweeted
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OI, just realized it'z Pride Moon, gitz! Neva let any'un' tell you, you'z not best! WAAGH!
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It's Pride Month, so fuck it. Let's bring back my favorite Pride Month activity that I haven't done in years. Let's review Pride Esports Merch. God knows if any team still makes any, but we'll give it the ol' college try.
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Destiny 2 is ending development, but that means only one thing for me. I now have a hunger, a craving, a primal desire. I want to take every busted, broken, insane end-of-the-road gun, every cracked out build and use it to do the one challenge I've only done once:
Riven. Legit.
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I need a team. Blueberry, veteran of the long war, doesn't matter. We grind for the most cracked bullshit imaginable. Metaslave the shit out of our gear. Kill this dragon one last time, one final time, one masterful time.
You'll help me, won't you, o follower mine?
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