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Cricket Club Captain @TheClubCaptain

A captains work is never done.

Joined January 2015
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Cricket Club Captain@TheClubCaptain
31 Mar 2017
If I have to listen to anyone knock in their new bat during the first few games, they're batting 11. #ClubCaptainProblems
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Why is there always that guy, who rocks up late to indoor and leaves early so he doesn’t have to clear the nets away? #ClubCaptainProblems
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There is no better feeling than a hard fought game with the oppo, back and forth, just one run in it. Experiencing the highs and the lows, then having a beer afterwards knowing that cricket is a gift* *unless it was the Aussies, then it’s shit. #ClubCaptainProblems
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Who’s this new dude, turning up to indoor nets in a red t-shirt? Oh, no, it’s Joe. It’s always Joe. #ClubCaptainProblems
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Lads, i’ve organised a tour to Spain, should be a right laugh. #ClubCaptainProblems
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Annual kit bag clean complete, this year I found: - a couple of 50p’s from the till - three hats (none mine) - half a cereal bar - one batting glove #ClubCaptainProblems
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Couple of new players at nets today, i’ve registered them for the season, won’t see them again then. #ClubCaptainProblems
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League fixtures were released today, already short for the first weekend. #ClubCaptainProblems
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Time for recreational cricket to return....perfect timing. #ClubCaptainProblems
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I just miss the boys. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss playing the raincard. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I’d still be one short on a Friday night. #ClubCaptainProblems
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9 Jun 2020
✍️🏏 | Fancy playing 8-a-side cricket? Well, various leagues, incl the @DevonCricketLge, have proposed 8-a-side games for crickets return in mid-July (this is, of course, if the COVID-19 pandemic continues to subside!). Let us know your thoughts? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ cricx.com/news/8-a-side-game…
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I miss the village lunatic that comes to every game. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss sitting on the boundary after getting a duck and watching the boys struggle in this heat. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss taking all the glory after an ‘inspired bowling change’ #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss those blokes who are ‘available, but have to leave at 5pm’. Well you’re not available then mate. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss organising the transport for the incapable idiots. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss those blokes who ‘haven’t got any cash mate’ #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss the gentle sound of Derek knocking in his kashmir willow bat. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss telling the bloke who’s in the 1s cos he drives, that he’s in the 2s this week. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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I miss the dude who wears a red tshirt to nets. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems
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