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con πŸŽ·πŸ¦– @TheConternet

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Joined December 2013
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Me, casually acquainted with gurt: Hello Gurt :)
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Banger 2014 tweet tho
con πŸŽ·πŸ¦–@TheConternet
12 Jun 2014
Night Conlaed: Sleep is for the weak! Morning Conlaed: Sleep is for the week -_-
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How the landlord opening my rent today

ALT Squidward April Fools GIF
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Gave the worm one stone. Going to see how it does against 2 early birds.
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Been looking up tutorial videos and commenting "I know".
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TΓ‘ mΓ© i mo chΓ³naΓ­ i hawk mΓ³r amuigh faoin tuah
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Thinking about the "I am dark goth Maga" thing. I wonder if he meant it as a joke and then everyone took him seriously. I think that would be my breaking point, if I said the goofiest shit as a joke and then all my loyal followers clapped along as if they could see my clothes.
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No way
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I cant believe all the hate over Wicked. People are just afraid of 2 women of colour succeeding
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I like some of Simon and Garfunkle's stuff, but they never would have made it anywhere without Alvin and Theodore.
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Got this horrible ad on @YouTube that's just a racist filming himself harassing a struggling refugee woman. Youtube shouldn't be promoting hatred
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BEN TEN NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
@HumansNoContext
31 Oct 2024
world's most expensive burger
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Wearing this at the all Ireland hurling finals would have gone hard af
Pookie De La CrΓ©me@speeeena
29 Oct 2024
So this is crazy
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Can't do anything these days
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con πŸŽ·πŸ¦– retweeted
alex krokus@alexkrokus
6 Sep 2024
bongo has been acting strange lately
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Me: "I think I have covid" Doctor: "Can you list the symptoms?" Me:
Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson
5 Sep 2024
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I just said Beetlejuice 15 times and now I've got 5 Beetlejeese talking over each other
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What kind of freak decided that couches should either be comfortable or made of leather?
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My autistic special interest is going to work, cooking meals and getting a good night's sleep
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