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You will THOON learn of $FXN
A stablecoin vault called fxSAVE is being pitched as the highest-yielding stablecoin on Ethereum, around 7%, and @protocol_fx calls it all organic, zero emissions. Okay, but who pays that 7% ?
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Bobloblaw Capital has unfortunately given up on $AAVE. Removed from portfolio. Don't love the track record of DAOs but hope for the best for a juggernaut like AAVE. Added $SKY $MORPHO $COMP $MNT (about a month ago)
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Now do @protocol_fx revenue to MC dilution schedule

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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
Morpho Association has raised $175M to build the open credit network for the world. Co-led by @paradigm, @a16zcrypto, @RibbitCapital with strategic participation from @apolloglobal, @vaneck_us, @circle_ventures, and @Ledger @Cathayinnov. The round also included participation from @variantfund, @wmt_ventures, @preludexyz, @IOSGVC, @HashKey_Capital, @sbigroup, @Bpifrance, @mirana, @bamazizimesh, NJJ Capital and 10 other strategic partners. The funding will help accelerate Morpho's position as the foundation for onchain credit.
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
343k ETH ($547M) sitting on the edge of liquidation across DeFi lending protocols… one dip away from forced sales and cascading pain At f(x), you leverage with real peace of mind. No liquidation nightmares. Just clean, secure leverage that actually lets you sleep at night. Leverage smarter. Stress less. f(x) β€” built different.
⚠️ALERT: Over 343,000ETH worth $547 MILLION is approaching liquidation across DeFi protocols, per lookonchain.
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Soon you'll know $FXN.
$161m locked in f(x) Protocol. 138% increase in 6 weeks. The equivalent of 81,732 ETH, just 14% of the ATH. While the rest of the market settles in dollars that can be frozen, f(x) users hold fxUSD that can't. Flight to low-risk DeFi is real.
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
Any $fxn fans? fxprotocolstats.com/ alpha deploy... it's not optimized for mobile yet. there may be data errors... although i spent an enormous amount of time on the data pipeline / trying to ensure accuracy. view on desktop only... drop any feedback below. enjoy!
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$NEST side-linooooooors are sidelining. If it's a scam, okay. I will lose my money I put into it. If it's not a scam, okay. I will not lose my money I put into it.
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
6 months. 0.000000% borrow rate paid by every fxUSD minter. Here's the math ↓
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
One day Someday soon $AAVE will be $3000 per coin.
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
Me thinks @protocol_fx = here to stay β€œThe last time you paid funding on f(x) Protocol was November 8, 2025. Let that sink in. Almost 5 months of leveraged positions with zero funding cost. No slow bleed stealing your profits. No anxiety about how long you can hold. This is what leverage should actually be. The kind that lets you win big and keep it.”
The last time you paid funding on f(x) Protocol was November 8, 2025. Let that sink in. Almost 5 months of leveraged positions with zero funding cost. No slow bleed stealing your profits. No anxiety about how long you can hold. This is what leverage should actually be. The kind that lets you win big and keep it.
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
The f(x) Protocol SDK & Agent Skill are LIVE! AI agents can now act autonomously on f(x). What can they do? πŸ”΅ Manage your long or short positions πŸ”΅ Mint and Redeem $fxUSD via fxMINT πŸ”΅ Earn yield on fxSAVE If your agent touches money, it needs to plug into f(x).
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Is it me Or does $CHIP and USDAI look like a garbage launch for people who were in Pendle YTs? Lol
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LETS FUCKING GO BOYS!!!! #USAHockey For JOHNNY!
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
why ai agents are gonna make @protocol_fx fxUSD massive: AI crypto is moving FAST and soon, le customers are shifting from only hoomans to ai agents we're leaving the attention economy entering the **trust economy** ze human problem: humans are kinda broken when it comes to money: - instincts first, emotions second, logic... maybe third - we run on "system 1" thinking, fast, emotional, lazy - we avoid rational analysis because it burns energy businesses know this: - don't make users think - dumb down the ux - craft narratives that generate hype - conversion > comprehension AI agents don't have this problem agents don't give a fuck about hype (hype, not hyperliquid, I'm sure they like hyperliquid) agents don't: - get tired - chase hype - need persuasion - care about slick ui agents do: - read documentation - read code - evaluate incentives quantitatively - assess counterparty risk mathematically - only care about correctness, efficiency, verifiability why fxUSD wins: f(x) protocol was built during the usdc depeg to create a stablecoin that works no matter what. fxUSD: - no banks - no governments - no human operators required - fully backed by eth/btc - everything verifiable onchain - operational even when centralized systems fail for years: "nobody cares about decentralization" and "just offer higher apr." they were right - *for humans*. but agents? different story. the agent calculation rational agents won't choose currencies that can be arbitrarily minted, frozen, censored, or politically intervened with. they'll price in control risk, governance risk, systemic fragility. agents choose systems that are: - verifiable onchain - minimally trust-based - resistant to human intervention - designed to survive stress exactly what fxUSD was engineered to be the future of finance isn't emotional. it's logical. disclaimer: linn uses protocol f(x), holds a large amount of fxUSD and has collabed with them in the past, linn has succesfully not been liquidated because using their platform
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πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š Bobloblawlaw.ΞthπŸ’πŸ retweeted
A daily reminder that there was no liquidation on f(x) Protocol. This is what we do. Leverage with liquidation protection. And we're soon pushing it further with @FX100Perp Save your billions, use f(x) and get the @LiqTerminator by your side.
🚨JUST IN: Crypto market cap sees $130 BILLION wiped out in the past 24 hours.
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