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20 Jul 2025
We aren't in the army mate, calm down... I live in London- what are you on about.. I have no special training, no tactics, no agenda.... not even any fear... we own a community pub that is full of diversity and everyone is cool... so show me your fear.. I will walk there with you
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I've never been better than today.
Never been this old
Never been this knowledgeable
Never been this experienced
Tomorrow I'll be even better
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Blimey, it's wednesday again
Chance is 14.29 percent
Right in the middle of when?
Why are weeks 7 instead of 10?
Anyway, biggups the Wodin
Really sorry about the wording
Pub opens at 5, so til then
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⊙¿⊙ ɯɹoʍoƃuoq 🏴☠️💤 retweeted
Jun 12
It turns out that one tiny mistake slowly affected everything else. It’s crazy how something so small can end up causing such a big chain reaction
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Jun 12
2 mad cats
Floofy white mat
& 3 legged twat
Territory - just like that
Frank's trying to chat
Legz thinks there's a rat
Or something like that.
Fancy pants and Bumbocaat
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The Real Size of the Meteor That Wiped Out the Dinosaurs
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Jun 11
It's raining, it's June, it's get down the pub at five
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So the sonic booms over America this week are NASAs x-59.
It's supposed to fly fast but quietly.
Back to the drawing board nasa
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The hardest thing that makes me weep
Is the bit between waking up & going to sleep
Too much stimulus standing up
So I'll just stare at an empty cup
Everything is loud even the fridge
Especially Archway by suicide bridge
Anyway lads attention is short
This is the end of my report.
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