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Did you know that a private parking firm is taking the DVLA to the High Court? Or that one of the Managers of a Trade Association that oversees parking operators runs a software provider that allows parking operators access to the DVLA keeper database? And parking operators are using AI to reject parking ticket appeals based on templates and ChatGPT assisted appeals? If you think this "industry" is treating motorists fairly, I have some magic beans to sell you @AlexJJNorris #parkingcowboys

Nice to see charging popping up at the seaside!

We owe those who serve the UK the kit to do the job and the loyalty to stand by them when it's done. We are failing on both. I’ve spent my whole time in government making that case. Number 10 will not listen, so I am resigning as Minister for the Armed Forces. Letter to the PM below.🫡🫡🫡⬇️⬇️

Look at this beast @eV_Newt @graeme_cobb

Yet another person ripped off by the big chains / fast fit centres. We are seeing this more & more & usually I take these cowboys on quietly alongside the customer. NOT ANYMORE …. I will document & show you the failures & unnecessary work found by the ‘big guys’ that then end up coming to The Auto Lass Workshops for an honest opinion & inspection. 🧐 Where we will usually reassure the customer that they don’t require the majority of work ‘found’. But this today has REALLY got to me !!! #ripoff #fastfit #cars #vans #tyre #autolassworkshops

Don't think @GreggsOfficial is worth the money anymore. No sausage rolls or sausage bean bakes, only bakes (steak) they had are stone cold. Whole pile of these stupid chicken roll things though.... I could've waited 10 minutes for some but chose to spend my money elsewhere

Having worked with Mark Nowak (Henry’s Father) at Tesco , I’m sure he and the family would not want what is happening in Southampton tonight. The family deserve respect for their son and would want to preserve his memory . Rioting with the police is not the way. #justsaying

I don’t want to hear about Black Lives Matter. I don’t want to hear about White Lives Matter. Everyone matters. Henry Nowak matters.

This is what happens when scum reproduce and use kids as a meal ticket. Should be 500hours sweeping the streets for these little road men and parents lose all benefits and housing. I'm sick of this shit hole country. No worry of repercussions

Does anyone know what this means ? Found it on a stone in Skirlington @graeme_cobb @eV_Newt @theAngusT @takenocrap69

Just had a blast talking to @grok in my Ford van via CarPlay. Can't talk to it in my Intel @tesla_uk @Tesla though because for some reason it can't handle it 🤷🏻‍♂️ or they've just given up on us. Sad that I have to use an alternative vehicle to use an @elonmusk product.

Steve Jobs roasting Windows for having 17 different versions 😂💀 (WWDC 2007)

Perfectly sums @Windows up.... Does a random update.... Turn pc on and now have to refuse to pre install a load of apps, decline using edge as default and decline upgrading office to premium. What a totally dog shit experience. Awful, awful user experience constant grift

Anyone else have a favourite services?

Anyone else find motorway services are so badly laid out and things like exits so badly signposted that it must be a deliberate act ??

Blanket Single crewing is a short sighted policy pushed by senior officers who’d rather hide behind response times than fix real risks. Get somebody there. Stop the clock, ignoring that it can’t be resolved until others arrive. It reduces safety, wastes resources, and misleads the public. Thread 🧵