I really like watching football
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Jeff retweeted
23 Jan 2023
My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.
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Jeff retweeted
Jan 10
Hear us out...
What if the 2 worst teams played the FIRST game of Wild Card Weekend for the No. 1 overall pick?
Could be ELECTRIC 🔥
(h/t @TheFantasyEng)
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18 Dec 2025
Imagine if Rudolf tore his ACL on Christmas Eve, who's his backup and do they get the full workload or RDBC kinda thing
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22 Oct 2025
We said goodbye to our family dog yesterday. My first pet. She was with me as I got engaged, married, first house, kids, and so much more. Nothing better prepares you to transition from a kid out of college to becoming a dad. I am forever grateful, and I'll miss you forever pup
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22 Sep 2025
Pat The Patriot reapplying face paint in the bathroom at Gillette after the 5th turnover
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15 Sep 2025
Imagine drafting AJ Brown ahead of Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy this year
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14 Sep 2025
When you're getting ready for football Sunday and your wife mentions a kids birthday party this afternoon
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10 Sep 2025
How it feels when you lose Week 1 to the guy who autodrafted his fantasy team
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8 Sep 2025
My son asked to watch football with me for the first time today, so we watched the shitty pats game together front to back and it was honestly a top-5 dad moment
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Jeff retweeted
8 Sep 2025
Expected 7 hours.
Reality 1 minute.
Frankly sounds like my wedding night.
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7 Sep 2025
Honestly relatable
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7 Sep 2025
Watching football all day as a 20-something year old with no responsibilities is a peak human experience
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4 Sep 2025
When Cris Collinsworth drops the first "now here's a guy" of the season
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3 Sep 2025
Mandatory office training every Monday morning but it's just the best football games from the weekend and if anyone tries to fast forward, they're immediately fired
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3 Sep 2025
How it feels at the fantasy draft when you hand off your league trophy to the guy who autodrafted and never changed his lineup last year but still won the league
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3 Sep 2025
That's sick grandma that your friend's grandson just finished residency, but I just kept Justin Jefferson in the 9th round of my tight end premium superflex fantasy league and absolutely fucking smoked my buddy Joey on a trade to get Bijan so I'm kinda doing pretty ok myself
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2 Sep 2025
Me getting ready to let the Patriots season control my mental stability again for the next 6 months
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