An account full of Corporate cognitive dissonance. Enjoy!!

Joined May 2016
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Great day to be an @ABNAMRO customer and trying to get the monthly finances sorted... MESSAGE_WEB000_999
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I made a new #BUSINESSmeme... I am gong to suffer a lot of unfollows and blocks - maybe some platform bans too - as I start posting this on all the threads of #TECHbros arguing over who is the most right or has the best idea/tech, when it comes to #AI #ARTIFICIALintelligence
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LOLz... Epic announcement this week!! @atlassian @funincompanies #Team26 #Anaheim #ROOFTOPnotapartyPARTY
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Traders are fking dub, and can't believe they are the ones in charge of valuing companies. Taken from a @guardian article, this screenshot and the sentence about "traders grow to fear #AI" just mistifies me. 1/3
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I don't know a single company anywhere in the world that is ready to replace a vendor like @Atlassian ! Case in point: I am involved with FIVE (5) admin & configuration stack transformations to make these companies more proficient and accelerate, thanks to better tooling. 2/3
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So I am not sure why traders, who clearly don't work with companies on tactial planning & operations get the final say on company value, but if @mcannonbrookes put me in charge of @Atlassian till the end of FY26, my first action would be to tell the traders to #SuckAFatOne 🀌 3/3
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The last year has been very interesting... Market Reality is separating the stressed from the stable. The business see-saw, summed up in one image. πŸ‘‡ #StockMarket #PrivateEquity #BusinessHumor #MarketCycle #Business #StockMarket #PublicCompanies #MarketTrends #IPOs #Investing
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A mint condition factory sealed @Nintendo #PowerGlove could fetch as much as $4000 at auction. But none exist... I'm hoping in many decades @rabbitai has the same kind of pull. Never opening these golden nuggets!!
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Don't care if people say I'm wrong ... @jakepaul is an absolute showman. Top class. I just spent two hours during a long journey reading up on all the latest blogs for the @anthonyjoshua fight. #Entertainment101 #Publicity101 🫑 πŸ…
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We right here
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#WinnerWinnerBeaversDinner !! Today the Top 3 #BookingBeaver peeps will be announced by @ApwideApps and we find out who has won themselves some COLD HARD MULLAHπŸ₯‡πŸ₯ˆπŸ₯‰πŸ’° And if you have missed out on all the FUN and are heading over to @Atlassian's... 1/2
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2/2 ... #Team25Europe tomorrow, then come join me as I go to the #Apwide booth and check out all the videos on the booth TV. Exciting!
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AND THAT'S A WRAP! Competition window is closed. It's now over to the jury panel to make their final decisions by next week. It's more exciting than X-Factor 2012!! Check out all the competition details in the below link: beaver.apwide.com/ #BookingBeaver @ApwideApps
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If you're going to record your #BookingBeaver showcase video today, here is some advice on impressing THE JUDGES - thanks to the great videos already submitted by some very cool people! How are YOU going to impress the @ApwideApps panel!??
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For all of you entering the @ApwideApps #BookingBeaver challenge, y'all so lucky I am not entering, with creativity and #FUN being key to the winning entry! 🀣🦫🫠 Get your video in ASAP!! Deadline is #SEP28 #5pmCET
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And so it begins.......... 2029. Boy was I spot on almost two years ago!! @Atlassian
I called it over a year ago…. BOOM! I thought #Team25 or #Team26 would be the time it gets announced, however my estimation was always deprecated by 2028-2030!! Could be spot on! @Atlassian #TheDeathOfDataCenter I have sooooo many memes ready to go. πŸ“ πŸ’€βš°οΈπŸ™πŸΌ
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Hot damn, we are good @funincompanies πŸ‘©β€πŸ³πŸ€Œ @LinkedIn #PerformanceData for our customer within their business critical project dramatically improved??? βœ… CHECK !!!
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People: Ever used a sundial? Most people: Nah, not really, maybe once, during a school project. Gen A: Every fricking 3 and 2 minutes, yo!!! #99nights #roblox @Roblox @Roblox_RTC @Bloxy_News
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Damned if you do... damned if you don't. #CrackerBarrel #Logo #CEOVibes
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