An account full of Corporate cognitive dissonance. Enjoy!!
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May 17
Great day to be an @ABNAMRO customer and trying to get the monthly finances sorted...
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Mar 29
I made a new #BUSINESSmeme...
I am gong to suffer a lot of unfollows and blocks - maybe some platform bans too - as I start posting this on all the threads of #TECHbros arguing over who is the most right or has the best idea/tech, when it comes to #AI #ARTIFICIALintelligence
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Mar 25
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Mar 23
LOLz... Epic announcement this week!!
@atlassian @funincompanies #Team26 #Anaheim #ROOFTOPnotapartyPARTY
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Mar 13
I don't know a single company anywhere in the world that is ready to replace a vendor like @Atlassian !
Case in point: I am involved with FIVE (5) admin & configuration stack transformations to make these companies more proficient and accelerate, thanks to better tooling. 2/3
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Mar 13
So I am not sure why traders, who clearly don't work with companies on tactial planning & operations get the final say on company value, but if @mcannonbrookes put me in charge of @Atlassian till the end of FY26, my first action would be to tell the traders to #SuckAFatOne π€ 3/3
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Mar 13
The last year has been very interesting...
Market Reality is separating the stressed from the stable.
The business see-saw, summed up in one image. π
#StockMarket #PrivateEquity #BusinessHumor #MarketCycle #Business #StockMarket #PublicCompanies #MarketTrends #IPOs #Investing
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A mint condition factory sealed @Nintendo #PowerGlove could fetch as much as $4000 at auction. But none exist... I'm hoping in many decades @rabbitai has the same kind of pull. Never opening these golden nuggets!!
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19 Dec 2025
Don't care if people say I'm wrong ... @jakepaul is an absolute showman. Top class. I just spent two hours during a long journey reading up on all the latest blogs for the @anthonyjoshua fight. #Entertainment101 #Publicity101 π«‘ π
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6 Oct 2025
#WinnerWinnerBeaversDinner !! Today the Top 3 #BookingBeaver peeps will be announced by @ApwideApps and we find out who has won themselves some COLD HARD MULLAHπ₯π₯π₯π°
And if you have missed out on all the FUN and are heading over to @Atlassian's... 1/2
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6 Oct 2025
2/2 ... #Team25Europe tomorrow, then come join me as I go to the #Apwide booth and check out all the videos on the booth TV. Exciting!
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29 Sep 2025
AND THAT'S A WRAP! Competition window is closed. It's now over to the jury panel to make their final decisions by next week.
It's more exciting than X-Factor 2012!!
Check out all the competition details in the below link:
beaver.apwide.com/
#BookingBeaver
@ApwideApps
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24 Sep 2025
If you're going to record your #BookingBeaver showcase video today, here is some advice on impressing THE JUDGES - thanks to the great videos already submitted by some very cool people!
How are YOU going to impress the @ApwideApps panel!??
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23 Sep 2025
For all of you entering the @ApwideApps #BookingBeaver challenge, y'all so lucky I am not entering, with creativity and #FUN being key to the winning entry!
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Get your video in ASAP!!
Deadline is #SEP28 #5pmCET
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8 Sep 2025
And so it begins.......... 2029.
Boy was I spot on almost two years ago!!
@Atlassian
19 Oct 2023
I called it over a year agoβ¦. BOOM!
I thought #Team25 or #Team26 would be the time it gets announced, however my estimation was always deprecated by 2028-2030!!
Could be spot on!
@Atlassian #TheDeathOfDataCenter
I have sooooo many memes ready to go.
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6 Sep 2025
Hot damn, we are good @funincompanies π©βπ³π€
@LinkedIn #PerformanceData for our customer within their business critical project dramatically improved???
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CHECK !!!
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6 Sep 2025
People: Ever used a sundial?
Most people: Nah, not really, maybe once, during a school project.
Gen A: Every fricking 3 and 2 minutes, yo!!!
#99nights #roblox @Roblox @Roblox_RTC @Bloxy_News
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