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“The ball is always faster than any player can run” Lee Dixon with Micheal Owen levels of commentary. Atrocious. #england @ITV
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BELLIGOOALLLLLLLLLL #england #croatia #worldcup26
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Kane for Ballon Dor. Best striker in the world. #england
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Madueke having a decent game so far. Maybe he’s not totally shite. #england
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Thanks Gvardiol… #england #worldcup
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Wow, that’s an interesting decision. #france #senegal #worldcup2026
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“You may hear it in my voice, I’m getting quite emotional” says Dixon, with the most monotone boring voice ever. No Lee we couldn’t tell. Where’s the mute button. #worldcup2026 #capeverde #spain #itv
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Spain looked toothless, Cape Verde incredible. #worldcup2026
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Get Yan Diomande in the premier league now. Looks a star. #Worldcup2026
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They’re announcing fucking yellow cards. What the actual fuck is that about. #worldcup2026 #brazil #morocco
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It’s like some woman had brought their elderly dad up onto stage to sing a song. #worldcup2026 #openingceremony
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And that ladies and gents is why Madueke should be nowhere near this squad ffs. #england
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Quick quiz, who was the only Costa Rican to play for Bristol City? #BristolCity
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Why the fuck are people eating full on meals on fucking tables whilst watching a football game? Fucking Americans. #england #worldcup2026
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Now, I’m not saying I want the turf to roll up and injure Jordan Henderson… buuuuuuut…
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Is Skabula going to get the chance to bring his own backroom in? Or does he have to put up with Pat Fucking Mountain still? #bristolcity
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Skabula in, now go get Kyle Larin for us to pump the ball up to and a little pacey striker to stick it in the net. Bringing back the Adebola / Maynard years. Full Allardyce mode activated. Up the Skabula ball pumping reds. #bristolcity
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We really are a fucking shitshow. The Lansdowns are fucking useless get them out of the club. Imagine asking people to renew when we’re going to end up with Lee fucking Johnson. #bristolcity
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Well there goes that “saving” on energy bills from Labour. Send out the MPs to spread that news. Useless, the lot of them. #pricecap #energy
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