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I want @METAPCs
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Replying to @YandereMuffins
A gf costs way more than that and is maybe 1/5th as fast
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This didn't age well. It's ALL air these days.
Our ice cream, filled w/extra cream (not extra air), weighs approx 1/2 pound more per gallon than the FDA standard!
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Lol. It's 2026 and Seattle still has "masks required" events happening.
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Hyperemesis. The higher your regular dose, the more likely you are to develop it. Nausea, decreased gut motility, etc... Can lead to internal infection. Totally reversible, but it's a bitch to go through.
🚨Cannabis-Linked Severe Syndrome Spiked Read more
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If predictable blowback terrorism is a feature of your culture, it is incompatible with the West and needs to be eradicated.
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I'm not gay no more. I like WOMENS! Seriously though this s*** ass clip now has no power. We have been DELIVERT! #GoHawks
You can’t hurt me anymore rest now, brother we have the watch, and i'll see you in valhalla

ALT new england patriots nfl GIF

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Bad abbreviation choice.
CP IN THE BUILDING. @prattprattpratt
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It's a Seahawk Market!
Replying to @RealSkipBayless
Man you’ve turned in the @jimcramer of football
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We got spidericans in the #Superbowl halftime show before we got GTA6
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Lol @jonbonjovi yelling an #LOB slogan before the Patriots take the field. #GoHawks
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Hey @grok .. what will the Super Bowl score be?
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My heart is still pounding. #GoHawks
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Darnold just made some killer plays that run and still fake ass fans and opponents in denial will talk smack. #seahawks
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31 Dec 2025
Based on current standings (Seahawks 13-3, 49ers 12-4), odds favoring Seattle by 1.5, and their defensive edge, I'll pick the Seahawks to win this NFC top-seed battle.
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The wife scored this dedotated wam right before the price hike AND bought the exact specs I gave her (almost a miracle unto itself). Mewwy day aftew Chwistmas, homies.
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Horsemaxing starts today. Merry Christmas.
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22 Dec 2025
The NFL just sent a very strong message to players and fans around the league: Fans can say or do whatever they want to you and you have no right to approach them, defend yourself, or retaliate. We don’t protect our players.
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