My brain's like the game "Candy Land," mixed with the works of H.P. Lovecraft, put in a snow globe, and shaken in a paint mixer. Buy my books.
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23 May 2025
I know we're not supposed to look at Goodreads, but...
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Wait, wait, wait. Did I just spell "hygiene" right on the first try? It's been a good morning.
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Trying to write today, but I made the mistake of putting on Stevie Ray Vaughan. I can't write to Stevie Ray. He demands every ounce of my attention. Damn. He was brilliant. youtube.com/watch?v=KC5H9P4F…
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Writing to Robert Plant solo material today. This is a great album. youtube.com/watch?v=wrktOlvK…
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For anyone who missed my recent appearance on the X-Zone with Rob McConnell, here you go...
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1. This guy's a feckin' idiot.
2. He's obviously never watched the film, "The Gods Must Be Crazy."
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live:
The Rolling Stones
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
AC/DC
Van Halen
Quiet Riot
Weird Al Yankovic
Kansas
Foreigner
Triumph
38 Special
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live:
Billy
Elton
Queen
Journey
Page & Plant
The Who
Tori Amos
Earth Wind & Fire
Prince
Paul
The Cars
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Three hours until I'm on the air across Canada. Check out The X-Zone with Rob McConnell at 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST tonight. open.spotify.com/show/5r980r…
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If he were still living, the great Douglas Adams would be 74 years old. I so wonder what brilliant satire the world has missed out on.
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Am I watching the CFL live? Yes. Am I enjoying football back in my life? Also yes.
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Two poor foods my mom gave us growing up I've never given my kids. Boiled rice, milk, and granulated sugar for breakfast, and for a snack, white bread with butter and sugar.
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Hey, hey. Look whose book is at the New York Public Library.
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Listening to an AC/DC mix on YouTube this morning while writing, and apparently "Hells Bells" is spirited and upbeat.
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Seventy-five? The band came out when I was in college. Don't mind me. I'm going to curl up in a ball and cry for a bit.
Happy 75th birthday to the great former Mötley Crüe guitarist, Mick Mars 🎸
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You "May the Fourth Be With You" folks really need more Star Trek in your lives.
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I often regret my time as a Sith Lord. I mean, all that power, and I never really did anything for my community.
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I've finally gotten old enough I no longer lie to my doctor.
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No writing this week. I'm giving the final edit to my book that's due out Sept. 8. Keep your eyes open for, "Chasing the World's Monsters." Forward by cryptozoologist and adventurer Adam Davies!
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Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff. retweeted
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