(retired weird horse girl)
Joined July 2013
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31 May 2022
Here begins a slow but steady thread of me posting every wedding photo I receive so as to slow drip the serotonin to last forever.
The weekend was perfect. My people are the best. I am SO happy.
📷 Mariola Żołądź Photography
🏠 Tenuta 4 Pini
💐 I Fiori di Nadia
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2 Aug 2025
put some respect on Little Brother’s name 😭
31 Jul 2025
why is no one talking about that goddamn dog with mulan. who is that
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12 Jun 2025
I'm sorry but you'll find more wisdom in myths, fairy-tales, a Jane Austen novel, an hour communing with an old tree, than in almost any book in this pile. Self-help isn't going to help you. You need poetry, history, beauty. You need fiction that jolts you awake.
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“I don’t like reading, it’s too hard—” listen to me. if a Jack Russell terrier can not only read the classics but also ENJOY them so much that he feels moved to perform them in costume, and find in them constant application to events in his life, so can you.
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30 May 2025
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17 Apr 2025
As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:
When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.
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16 Apr 2025
It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house
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16 Apr 2025
now I understand why I was called to watch a 2 hour animatic compliation of Epic: The Musical yesterday
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7 Apr 2025
Bro we literally got actual dire wolves before we got Winds of Winter
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species ti.me/4jlJB54
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31 Mar 2025
Taking no credit for this quote but we should stop calling it "ai art" and start calling it computer-rendered artificial pictures (C.R.A.P.)
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31 Mar 2025
i cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy
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30 Mar 2025
to the builders that installed the baseboard BEFORE the flooring in my house: I wish you a very wrong coffee order for the rest of your lives
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28 Mar 2025
literally just finished saying “I would give my life for Princess Donut” HOW DID HE KNOW
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28 Mar 2025
anyway, listen to or read Dungeon Crawler Carl thank you and you’re welcome
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26 Mar 2025
I stand by my level of relationship cringe
25 Mar 2025
being called “my love” is probably the cutest thing, like yes that’s me. i’m the one you love. i’m the only one you love. i’m your love. say it again
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19 Mar 2025
having freshly washed hair makes me feel at least 30% less hateful abt everything
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19 Mar 2025
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The weird white boy has captivated me with his autistic tendencies
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19 Mar 2025
boutta throw it all away (buy whiskey I may or may not drink) for a white boy (a traumatized morally grey fictional character from a dnd stream)
#criticalrole
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17 Mar 2025
Passive aggressive cleaning
16 Mar 2025
whats the female version of punching drywall
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