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It’s pure.
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RT @AintPayingThe5: TI only stopped rapping cuz he thought his family was gon get that $70 mil from that doll lawsuit
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Not even too fond of them. But i find it interesting how the men are trashing her because she’s a former sex worker. Despite the fact that she helped fund his career when he was broke & he cheated on her throughout their marriage… 💀
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💔 Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from his wife, Bunnie XO DETAILS: tmz.me/3QJqlWr
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The trauma “count me out” has and still does wake up every listen… dawg.
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It might not be his best but man count me out might be in the most impactful conversation not named sing about me
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This count me out shi get serious
New York Knick player and NBA champion Mikal bridges was listening to Kendrick Lamar’s Mr morale & The Big Steppers on his ig live Mikal also talked about how he was depressed in 2022 and how Kendrick’s music helped him get out of that depression. “I was depressed and this fucking album got me through it, I will never forget it” ❤️
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🚨#BREAKING: Southern Poverty Law Center director caught funneling $1.2 MILLION to neo-Nazi, white supremacist lover.
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Seeing a Chinook outside of Bell co is always a sight.
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OFFICIAL: Tiago Splitter has been named our new head coach. Welcome to Chicago, Coach Splitter!
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The GRAMMYs are introducing their first Asian category at next year’s ceremony. Best Asian Pop Music Performance will recognise K-Pop, J-Pop, C-Pop recordings that feature meaningful use of one or more Asian languages.
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This is some raggedy ass shit but killing folks is crazy
75-year-old Chung Kim had dog poop and diapers thrown on his balcony for years. He reported it to multiple departments but with no resolution he sh*t and k*lled his neighbors. On January 31, 2013, fresh faeces appeared on Kim's balcony, this time piled up deliberately rather than washed down. A condo manager emailed the HOA board the same day: "Mr. Kim is about to reach his breaking point." The couple's eviction was scheduled to begin three days later. Nobody told Kim. Three days later he picked up a gun. On the morning of February 4, Kim sh*t Michelle Jackson as she stood on her balcony. He then went upstairs to her apartment and shot Jamie Stafford as he tried to escape through the back patio door. Their newborn baby and four other young children were inside. In a jailhouse interview Kim claimed Stafford had pulled a gun first and he had wrestled it away using martial arts. "Before he pull trigger, I got him!" he said. Police described a completely different sequence of events. His defence attorney told the jury: "This wasn't a dispute. This was terrorism. This man was under siege." The prosecutor's response was equally pointed: "Is taking a Glock 45 and shooting people in the head a reasonable way to resolve a dispute?" The jury convicted him of capital m*rder. He was sentenced to life in prison.
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Not proud of my driving today but I was not sitting in traffic when my exit is RIGHT there. 🫯
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LMFAOOOO
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Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from wife Bunnie XO after 10 years of marriage, TMZ reports. (tmz.com/2026/06/15/jelly-rol…)
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Freddy, take the route through Waco on I-35. Go to Czech Stop.
Our plan for the coming days: We‘ll be staying in Texas for a few more days and return to Houston on the 17th for the Portugal vs Congo match. After that match we‘ll jump straight into the car to start driving towards Oklahoma City for the Ella Langley concert on the 18th.
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🚨🚨🚨6/14/2026: Police opened fire into a moving vehicle at a Walmart parking lot, killing 1-year-old Cohen Wiley inside. Reason: Police felt the woman in the car was shoplifting diapers. The woman is critical. Two LEOs involved. Details in link. incarcernation.com/view-for-…
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A 36-year-old man from Texas flew to Bogotá, Colombia and allegedly sexually abused a 7-year-old boy on a balcony in broad daylight. Neighbors heard the screams. They filmed. They called police. Because of them, three children ages 4, 7, and 15 are now safe. Sources indicate he may have adopted all three of those children. Let that sink in. This is not an isolated incident. Colombia has already turned away 100 foreigners for sex tourism in just the first half of 2026. American passports are being used to exploit the most vulnerable children in the world. Colombia’s president is now calling for visas to stop predators from entering the country. 🎥: @cbsnews / @lilialuciano
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Katie Rost putting on green contacts and a blonde wig to celebrate Robyn Dixon 💀 #RHOP
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Nicki Minaj wishes Donald Trump a happy birthday with an AI-generated image of him, herself, Elon Musk, and Sydney Sweeney: “Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀”
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RT @saviaivas: Like this is do adult swim to me. At the end they would’ve panned to the monitor revealing it to say [Adult Swim] https://t.…
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