Musician, Lawyer, Cat Mother. I play with @quicksaveband and @steelsamuraivgm.
Joined September 2008
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Jacob retweeted
10 Sep 2024
ALT Jen saying "Now I am not saying that Leslie Knope is a dog murderer"
ALT "per se, I just think that her actions raise some questions."
ALT "like, for example, is she a dog murderer?"
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Jacob retweeted
11 Sep 2024
11 Sep 2024
why does trump always sound like heโs playing cards against humanity
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17 Jul 2024
Sometimes you play so hard you can barely stand by the end of the set. Those are the best sets.
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16 Jul 2024
Had a spicy brain day, felt like I hadnโt taken my meds last night. Turns out I forgot to take my meds last night. Moral of the story, take your meds.
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Jacob retweeted
15 Jul 2024
Who did this? ๐
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11 Jul 2024
God, what have I done? I'm a pink pony girl, and I dance at the club.
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Jacob retweeted
23 Apr 2024
To celebrate World Book Day, we are GIVING AWAY 3 copies of our game, The Plucky Squire!
๐ฉถ Like and RT this post
๐ Follow our account
โ๏ธ Comment a book you read when you were younger
to enter to win a copy at our unannounced release date. We'll have more news soon!
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7 Jul 2024
Nothing is quite as spicy as forgetting to take your meds when you really need them.
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Jacob retweeted
20 Jun 2024
For every RT, I'll add an "r" to Parris' name.
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Jacob retweeted
ใๅๆใซๅใใใชใ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๐ขใ
#ใผใซใใฎไผ่ชฌ #็ฅๆตใฎใใใใฎ
#LegendofZelda #EchoesofWisdom
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Jacob retweeted
4 Jun 2024
After finally tracking a bottle down I can confirm that the Costco Sriracha that uses the chilli peppers that Huy Fong used to use in their Rooster sriracha is EXACTLY WHAT THE OLD SRIRACHA TASTED LIKE. Highly, HIGHLY recommend.
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31 May 2024
Finished one of my favorite arrangements for @QuickSaveBand. So excited to see how it sounds in the cave.
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