lord beer me strength. 8123 shit poster. she/her

Joined November 2012
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everything i do is for her 🖤
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i’ve met someone in real life who dislikes Forever Halloween (who is, shockingly, NOT Pat Kirch), how do we deal with this one team i’m genuinely stumped
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just didn’t think that was even an opinion someone could have
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no bc i wasn’t kidding 🤭
about to develop the craziest aura farming hobby of all time, no one is ready
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i knew the world was not fair when they bullied jenna marbles off the internet for good but not shane dawson or jeffree star or james charles or matt rife or logan paul or jake paul or colleen ballinger or cody ko or david dobrik or
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i will never not be mad about jenna
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i need everyone who loved Yogos to get put on to Yoggies NOW
Do you ever just crave something that doesn’t exist anymore?
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answer all of the trivia night questions at the bar right even though i’m not playing
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simultaneously watching hacks press i would die for jean smart
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when was the last time you watched School of Rock? if you can’t remember, this is your sign to go watch School of Rock
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would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
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her wearing a the maine shirt??? i’m crying???
they finally became parents after 3 years of marriage. his reaction>>>🥹💜
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lesbians you have TWO WEEKS to get it THE FUCK TOGETHER before pride starts
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I love the maine and I love my friends who also love the maine 🥺
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i hate lesbians what do you mean my hinge match who ASKED ME TO COME was there the WHOLE TIME and only came to say hi to when she was LEAVING???
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i’m gonna explode maybe this was my first time out since (REDACTED) alexa play Buzzkiller by MUNA
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not femme enough for the mascs, not masc enough for the femmes
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drag king doing fall out boy
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i can’t share the first song i ever listened to on spotify because it makes me want to die of cringe
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just got a massage for the first time in maybe 15 years, did you know you could have tension in your forearms?
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spilled a lady’s complimentary champagne all over her lap happy mother’s day brunch
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