lord beer me strength. 8123 shit poster. she/her
Joined November 2012
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Jun 12
i’ve met someone in real life who dislikes Forever Halloween (who is, shockingly, NOT Pat Kirch), how do we deal with this one team i’m genuinely stumped
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May 25
no bc i wasn’t kidding 🤭
Apr 25
about to develop the craziest aura farming hobby of all time, no one is ready
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May 19
i knew the world was not fair when they bullied jenna marbles off the internet for good but not shane dawson or jeffree star or james charles or matt rife or logan paul or jake paul or colleen ballinger or cody ko or david dobrik or
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May 19
i need everyone who loved Yogos to get put on to Yoggies NOW
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May 19
answer all of the trivia night questions at the bar right even though i’m not playing
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May 18
when was the last time you watched School of Rock? if you can’t remember, this is your sign to go watch School of Rock
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May 17
her wearing a the maine shirt??? i’m crying???
May 16
they finally became parents after 3 years of marriage. his reaction>>>🥹💜
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May 16
lesbians you have TWO WEEKS to get it THE FUCK TOGETHER before pride starts
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foley à deux ✨ retweeted
May 15
I love the maine and I love my friends who also love the maine 🥺
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May 16
i hate lesbians what do you mean my hinge match who ASKED ME TO COME was there the WHOLE TIME and only came to say hi to when she was LEAVING???
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May 16
i’m gonna explode maybe this was my first time out since (REDACTED) alexa play Buzzkiller by MUNA
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foley à deux ✨ retweeted
May 12
i can’t share the first song i ever listened to on spotify because it makes me want to die of cringe
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May 11
just got a massage for the first time in maybe 15 years, did you know you could have tension in your forearms?
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May 10
spilled a lady’s complimentary champagne all over her lap happy mother’s day brunch
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