🐜… #animaltwt

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Average shi we go through in your backyard
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Why is the biggest animaltwt account promoting crypto, honestly you're the last person I hoped would start promoting that stuff, thought we'd be warning people about that stuff, not helping sell it
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Forgot to say this but thanks for 100 followers guys. We appreciate it
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Humans are cruel
Replying to @nvolpewild
Oh no, i can't i can not!! Ants man, so swarmy and so crawly. Just seeing your video makes me feel squirmy!
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That shit just makes us tweak, suit yourself
The summer ants decided to make their grand entrance under my kitchen sink now so I have to spread environmental cocaine all over the cracks so they dry up and perish. Ya'll don't pay rent, so you have to die a horrible death in this house. No squatters. There's no other way.
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Dumbass
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY. it was NOT bed bugs, it was ants
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He also knows how to be an insufferable fuck
Replying to @omegafreelancer
He eats the ants and knows how to dance.

ALT Anteater Animals GIF

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We aren’t a “he” or a “she” we are many, many of us are boys, many more are girls. We all are our own people. We all hate ICE
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You don’t miss old fnaf you just miss being happy, same with a lot of franchises nowadays
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Fucking hate those shits
How a Pangolin Catches Ants With Its Sticky Tongue
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Damn fucking right we could
Remember those documentaries that said ants could take over the world? Watching them carry this little beetle into their underground kingdom, I can see why. 🐜 Fun fact: Scientists estimate there are around 20 quadrillion ants on Earth. That’s roughly 2.5 million ants for every person on the planet!
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We are overthrowing the queen, constantly we are slaves used by her. We support her young and she makes thousands more every day. We had brothers, but our queen made them leave to fuck other colony alates.
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This is why we aren’t making a bugs life 2. You humans are filthy
Replying to @TheKinwu
how many lawyers are there and are they tasty???
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ofc dinosaurs day has to be on my birthday
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Alcohol abuse isn’t funny
the funniest thing i’ve ever done.
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Don’t ever give me a lame ass nickname like that again. I prefer the name “opportunist yet still fit and shredded”
Animal Nicknames & Titles 1. Ship of the Desert → Camel 2. King of the Jungle → Lion 3. Farmer's Friend → Earthworm 4. Human's Best Friend → Dog 5. Bird of Peace → Dove 6. Flying Mammal → Bat 7. Gentle Giant → Elephant 8. King of Beasts → Lion 9. Laughing Animal → Hyena 10. Dam Builder → Beaver 11. King of the Arctic → Polar Bear 12. Ghost of the Mountains → Snow Leopard 13. Old Man of the Forest → Orangutan 14. River Horse → Hippopotamus 15. The Living Fossil → Platypus 16. Garbage Collector of the Ocean → Tiger Shark 17. The Rainbird → Cuckoo 18. Thunder Lizard → Brontosaurus 19. The Sea Swallow → Blue Dragon Glaucus
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🦈 Tiger sharks are true omnivorous predators of the ocean Their diet includes everything from sea turtles, which they skillfully extract from their shells, to trash discarded by humans. Their jaws are so powerful that they can even chew through tin cans and license plates, which are often found in their stomachs.
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Atleast u got my good side
I’ve always wanted to go. Have fun. I’m chillin in Fiji and just did a tiger shark dive yesterday. Monster soup
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I’ll make an OnlyFishes if I get to 100 followers by July
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