They call me Lux. Nocturnal witch man & terminally online #Royals yapper. @MLB Fan Council member (somehow), worst mod of r/KCRoyals & r/baseball.

Joined March 2023
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they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand
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Why did the Royals overcomplicate their broadcast team so much? Nobody wants to listen to Jeremy Guthrie or Jeff Montgomery do color commentary.
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man what the hell
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I don't have anything to say. Good night!
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Ah, my two least favorite things in baseball. 1. Calling an out on oversliding because the runner bounces up for a split-second 2. Getting a replay review when you're out of challenges
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Why is he like this
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A game-tying Jake Burger blast 💥
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Seth Lugo is doing well after exiting tonight's game and will undergo the appropriate protocol and testing.
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Jac Caglianone is on a tear right now. He's scored both of the Royals' runs while saving another run on defense. I think the breakout's happening.
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That was very kind of Brandon Nimmo to do what he did. Even more glad that Lugo walked away on his own power. Wow.
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OOF OW MY SKULL
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Kameron Misner got pulled from the Storm Chasers game tonight in the middle of the 6th inning. Bet he’s taking a trip down I-29 right now
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He has me blocked but it's been a quietly good season for @johnnyschreiber and I'm happy about that.
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A STARRY DONG, HIGH IN THE SKY, LAUNCHED INTO THE BATTER'S EYE STARLING MARTE LIFTS THE ROYALS TO A 5-1 LEAD!!
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Padres fans don't deserve him with how they've been talking about him lately 😤
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Freddy Fermin swings the @Padres in front!
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And I would gladly have him back in my lineup.
Explain this in MLB terms
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Congratulations to @BeckWay_ on a great MLB debut!
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You're gonna hear me say it again and again. Michael Massey is a bona fide ball player. He's a stud. Don't sleep on him.
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Josh Rojas hit 1st and started at 3rd base for @OMAStormChasers noon ET game today in Columbus, playing the first 4.5 innings, going 1-3 with a double and run. He exits in the middle of the 5th, goes to the airport and flies to Minnesota and has the go-ahead hit off the bench!
Hello, Josh Rojas‼️
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Rinse and repeat. Feel like this has been the Royals’ deadline manifesto for years now. All prospects in lower minors, need MLB ready prospects, just enough big league talent to have enough hope to not tear it all down.
A few nuggets that stood out to me: 🔹Royals shouldn’t totally tear it down, more like a retool. Still have talent on this team 🔹Wacha is their best trade chip 🔹Royals need near major-league-ready talent (AA AAA) w/ bulk of their talent @ the lower levels.
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY Alex Lange has recorded his second save in two days. He has a 1.69 ERA in his last 18 games! (18.1 innings)
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