Lifelong Fan of Martial Arts & Comedy • Creator of Content • Funny Sometimes • I Make Beats Like Twice a Year • Food
Joined July 2023
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30 Oct 2025
Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.”
*10 minutes later*
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I’ve been successfully influenced again by @TheMMAlien
Tomorrow WE are all American and we will be enjoying some Glizzys.
On the menu, some classic cheapest you can find frankfurters but also in honour of the Main Event, some Ilia Topuria sized Spanish Chorizos.
#UFCFreedom250
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High-IQ Michael Chandler turns up tomorrow, beats Mauricio Ruffy by decision, and gets his first win in 4 years at UFC Freedom 250.
Me:
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DC living his best life.
Daniel Cormier is WILDING at the UFC White House fan fest 😭
(via @kolosmma)
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How I look sneaking through the house to get a late night sweet treat.
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The Bald Eagle IS the aura.
UFC Freedom 250 has been pretty damn special so far.
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Need to tap into gambling twitter to see what picks and parlays y’all got going on for UFC Freedom 250.
I have no idea what to think about Alex Pereira vs Cyril Gane. It’s a tricky one.
I will tail 2 of them.
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My UFC Freedom 250 agenda 🇺🇸 🦅
Bo Nickal - Decision
Josh Hokit - KO/TKO
Michael Chandler - Decision
O’Malley - KO/Decision
This is what generational wealth and unadulterated patriotism looks like.
Hop on board or get left behind.
Kalshi Odds for the White House Freedom 250:
57% — Lopes 77% — Hokit
43% — Garcia 23% — Lewis
73% — Nickal 78% — O’Malley
27% — Daukaus 22% — Zahabi
82% — Ruffy 50% — Pereira
18% — Chandler 50% — Gane
79% — Topuria
21% — Gaethje
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Ilia changed his bio after the UFC Freedom 250 press conference.
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“Everyday I wake up, I say to myself, you have two options right now. Keep dreaming with your dreams, or wake up and make it reality. And I chose the 11 secret herbs and spices.” - Ilia “El Colonel” Topuria
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Jun 13
“Shut up and kiss me bratha” - Khamzat Chimaev
#RAF10
Jun 12
Ahead of the Freedom 250, Khamzat Chimaev takes Dillon Danis at RAF 10.
Danis has just an 11% chance to win on Kalshi... how will this end?
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Jun 13
Ilia Topuria shoved Justin Gaethje in his stomach because he couldn’t reach his chest.
You heard it here first.
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Jun 13
Apparently @THATBOYMMAGURU said it on his live.
So maybe you heard it here 2nd. I’ll take it.
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Jun 13
Man @SugaSeanMMA jumping into the best coach debate was gold.
Shoutout to the big dog @TimwelchMT 🔥😂
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Jun 13
Dana wants to cut his mic so bad rn 😂
But he won’t because they’re terrified of him.
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Jun 13
If you don’t think this press conference looks COOL AS FUCK then you’re simply just a miserable person who hates fun.
I want more of this. The vibes are just immaculate.
#UFCWhiteHouse #UFCFreedom250
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“Fuckin badass” - Dana White
(Nah seriously, that shots sick af man, we are blessed rn)
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TheMMAlien👊🏼👽👊🏼 retweeted
BREAKING 🚨
Dana White has confirmed that the UFC has borrowed Israel’s Iron Dome for the weekend.
Any raindrops detected over the White House will be intercepted by missiles before reaching the octagon.
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Jun 13
Me and the boys waiting for the UFC Freedom 250 press conference to start.
(I’m the big scary one)
#UFCWhiteHouse
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