They give this pillow to patients who have had open heart surgery so that they can hold it to their chest when they cough, to use as a barrier between themselves and a seat belt, etc.
My brain, speaking out loud to the patient, as brains do:
"Do you think they drew a chode on it to remind you that your heart was fucked?"
"Is this a graphic depiction of death by Koro Syndrome?" (if you know what this is w/o looking, I'm not gonna give you anything, but I will be very impressed!)
"Healthy heart, healthy bone[rs]."
Reply in the comments with your best penis/heart captions!
And please, take care of yourselves ๐ฅฐ