Crypto prices since Trump took office: $BTC: -44% $ETH: -49% $XRP: -68% $SOL: -77% $DOGE: -79% $AVAX: -82% $ADA: -85% $SUI: -86% $ENA: -92% $APT: -93% $TRUMP: -97.7% $MELANIA: -99.5% Thank you, Mr. President.

That feeling you get being in crypto for over a decade. 🤡 🦵 💥

Let’s. F*cking. GO! 🐉 🐲🔥

Not even gh is safe these days. 😔

Oh. Hey. 👋 We got a makeover. What do you think? homeggo.com

🖕 to those who voted Nay. Get stuffed!

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This person has only posted 4 times… All in a week in 2022… Their bio says ‘reads the future’… This post says: 2023: Corona Ended 2026: Hantavirus It’s the only post like this. Grok confirmed it has not been edited since ‘22. Weird.

Ruh Roh! @claudeai is down worldwide. 🚨☠️

Happy Friday to all those that celebrate it! youtu.be/1AnG04qnLqI?si=xi4T… #TGIF

So I made a thing over the last 10 days. 100% coded with @claudeai Cowork. Say hi to @HelloHomeggo. 🐣👋 homeggo.com

Me counting the number of times Claude says to me "Good Catch" in a coding session.

Happy Easter! 🐰

Go Go #Artemis2!! 🚀 🌖 @NASAArtemis

My crypto tax software (@Coin_Tracking) dropped the ball this year. My AI (@AnthropicAI) picked it up and ran with it. AI really is gonna change everything.

Uhhhhh… 👽

If you care about #crypto, the you should @standwithcrypto. 🤝 standwithcrypto.org/join/u4q…

The WH intern needs to be fired immediately!

Hey @jessepollak @brian_armstrong @Base 🔵 Just maxed our $1.5M alpha strategies vault on Base : 100% organically. Zero incentives. Zero help. Users are begging us to raise the cap. The question is: do we scale this real alpha here to drive differentiated TVL, or take it elsewhere? 👀 You've backed solid, safe players like @SteakhouseFi and @gauntlet on @Morpho Respect. But they are entirely undifferentiated, low-risk no upside offering nowadays. Honestly, they have sub-optimal haircuts (and yes, we are talking about @tarunchitra and @sebventures' actual physical hair, not smart contract liquidation thresholds 🤣✂️). Alpha Strategies brings actual quant edge and the best risk-adjusted yield (12.11% APR, holding strong through market chaos). We deploy a unique risk profile and we're ready to stack serious TVL on Base. Let's build together: cap raises, integrations, whatever moves the needle. Are we doing this, or are you sticking with the same questionable barbershop lineup? 📈 CC: @john_tv_locke @antoniogm @ShanAggarwal @ViktorBunin

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding She did chores all week so I owe her $10 I hand her $7 > this isn't $10 "right, I withheld the rest" > what does that mean "I kept $3 of your money" > but it's my money "It was your money" > what are you even doing with it? "Funding household infrastructure" > what "The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out" > you're charging me for the hallway "I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure" > you're my dad. you're supposed to--- "I'm also your government" > what if I don't want to pay for the hallway "Then I can't guarantee the hallway" > it's a hallway. It's already there "For now" She asks what else the $3 covers "Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance" > dispute resolution? "When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded" > that's just parenting "That's the Department of Justice" > what about meals. You already feed me "That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies" > I'm your daughter "Which is why you're currently enrolled" She wants to see where the money goes I tell her that would require a FOIA request > what's that "A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks" > 6 weeks to see where my $3 went? "Could be longer. We're understaffed" > there's two of you She asks how she gets any of it back "It's already spent" > you spent my money already? "We had a budget shortfall" > you just took it 20 seconds ago "And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out" > so I'm not getting it back "I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund" > of my own money "Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made" > you know how much I made. You paid me "Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you" > so you already know the answer "The point is compliance" She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong "Penalty" > from the money I don't have because you already spent it? "We could set up a payment plan" > I'm 8 "Monthly installments. Very manageable" > you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me "Now you're getting it" > I want to talk to mom "Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here" She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion Slammed the door That's my little citizen I've never been more proud