writer/actor/friend to wild things. link has my novels SPARKLE CLUB, HOT SISSY, film HOOKED and more
Joined July 2012
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Mar 28
I just got back to LA after being gone for a month. Is it just me, or is everyone driving a lot better now that gas is more expensive?
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Mar 23
Millennial grey wasn’t our choice. It was thrust upon us by elder landlords. The same people who gave us linoleum and word art decor
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Mar 20
You can take my brother out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of his wife
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Mar 17
My brother and I win the award for “siblings who wanted the other dead as kids but now are super tight”
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Mar 3
I wrote about losing my best friend Sergeant Pupper with hope that it offers closure to those who loved him, and comfort to anyone who has to experience a similar loss.
It’s on my Patreon, but obviously is 100% free.
patreon.com/posts/152149782?…
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Feb 25
This week we said goodbye to Sarge. His lifelong reactivity worsened recently, and after an incident that sent me to the hospital, we learned he was likely suffering in ways he couldn’t express. The most humane choice was to let him rest. We love you always, our goodest boy.
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Feb 8
I wish I was in the timeline where our politicians did more about pedos than just posting their AI fan-fiction art
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29 Dec 2025
Is the U.S. even gunna let me back in when I decide to go home?
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23 Dec 2025
Out
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22 Dec 2025
Mini me!
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21 Dec 2025
I’m finally done! This was the final straw - Anyone wanna come over and burn all our Bill Clinton merch together?
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21 Dec 2025
I just call and order my food for pickup like it’s the 90s
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17 Dec 2025
Never forget that reagan was one of the worst presidents of all time
16 Dec 2025
so close! ronald reagan actually facilitated the mass death of a generation of gay people
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21 Nov 2025
Plazer? Bluffer?
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max emerson retweeted
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
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