Love tweeting pictures of my cute German Shepherd.
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27 Nov 2017
Gay Culture is being out on a date with a guy who is on his phone the whole time, only to discover he is actually on Grindr.
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22 Jul 2024
Can’t wait for the first debate, and for @KamalaHarris to say to Trump: “Mr. President, I’m speaking.” 😂
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22 Jul 2024
Is Maya Rudolph coming back to @nbcsnl to portray @KamalaHarris? You better funt’n believe it!
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20 Apr 2024
I will be unavailable for a few days. Do not call, do not text, and just leave me be.
#TTPD #TaylorSwift #TaylorNation
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3 Mar 2024
Going to my nephew’s birthday party today. And there will be lots of screaming children. 😩
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4 Oct 2023
😂😂😂
3 Oct 2023
Waiting for the vote and I reminded Jared Moskowitz that there was never so much chaos in the House when George Santos was Speaker.
Jared went over to Santos to tell him that and Santos said, “That’s why I don’t want to be Speaker again.”
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24 Apr 2023
Not surprised by Ticket Carlson’s exit and his two-faced ways. @jonstewart outed his political theater a long time ago on CNN’s former show Crossfire.
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18 Apr 2023
And all seriousness, would you have still made this tweet if your wife wasn’t pregnant? Somehow, I think that you would.
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18 Apr 2023
This right here is where, “The customer is always right,” has gotten us. This is why service workers have had enough: This entitled behavior. Maybe the airlines should just start charging a cleaning fee for passengers who leave their seat and row a complete mess.
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18 Apr 2023
I had to take my dog for a walk while still recovering from a surgery I had on my foot. I had to bend down and clean up after her when she went potty in the park. It’s part of being a responsible adult. You are also blithely unaware that they get very little time to clean planes.
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16 Apr 2023
Stubbed my toe and literally broke off part of my toenail. Like only the top layer of the rest of the mail is holding it on. I am dying now. 😭😭😭
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16 Apr 2023
Please tell me why we are going from the 80s that we had this weekend to it snowing tomorrow? 😐
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16 Apr 2023
I’ve gone for one hour walks the past few days, and let me tell you, I have never felt so out of shape. 😩
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The Michigan Gay retweeted
5 Apr 2023
On Wednesdays, we wear pink. 💕
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The Michigan Gay retweeted
16 Mar 2023
Right now, there is a nationwide assault on our LGBTQ community, especially our trans neighbors, family, and friends. It’s dangerous, wrong, and un-American.
I want to send a message to anyone living in a state that doesn’t respect who they are: Michigan has a place for you.
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3 Jan 2023
“Productive.” The queen of shade.
3 Jan 2023
It was my privilege today to gavel out the end of the 117th Congress — an extraordinarily productive session #ForThePeople.
I look forward to continuing to serve the people of San Francisco in the 118th Congress and will share more on this account.
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8 Dec 2022
I finally got my wristband for @Electric_Forest! I wish all of you the very best as you go through this excruciating wait. ❤️
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8 Dec 2022
Trying to buy my @Electric_Forest ticket and the experience is a dumpster fire. “Are you a real fan.” Is @axs a Ticketmaster subsidiary? 🙄
The Michigan Gay retweeted
9 Nov 2022
Damn it feels good to be a Michigander.
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