I'm 6ft3, blond and due to an ordering error at McDonald’s one time, I own 47% of all space. I like telly and stuff. Stuff is great.
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28 May 2016
Do you like hard core sex and ultra violence? If the answer is yes, then never mind, buy my book of poems anyway. amazon.co.uk/Time-Destroys-E…
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Jun 11
If the Earth had bollocks, at the moment, I’d kick them to the f’ing moon.
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Jun 11
I’ve officially been awake for a whole hour now!
Time for my afternoon nap, I’m exhausted.
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JD Tattersall retweeted
Stockport’s murals just get better and better
📸 Qubek
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Jun 10
I’ve a Doctor Who opinion. So shut up!
I think there are two RTDs.
They cloned him.
There’s the Channel 4 genius one and the ‘ha-ha marvellous’ one who wrote the last 2 seasons. With too much Disney interference.
That’s a brilliant opinion because I’m better than you.
#DoctorWho
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I rode in on a majestic golden hippopotamus
Just because I could
One thousand trumpets played the march
The court’s octopus had a colourful ribbon on each tentacle
The children sang that I, the king, would live forever
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It’s a bad day for my mental health when even the voices inside my head have stopped talking to me.
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JD Tattersall retweeted
May 29
Brick Wisdom:
The fence between two gardens belongs to neither garden emotionally.
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