Mom. Writer (WattPad @jrobeson). Chronic Pain Warrior. Animal lover. Baker, at times. I have extremely dry wit, and Iβm not sorry about it. ***I do not DM.***
Keeping my kid home today because he was threatened at school yesterday.
That kid thinks he can threaten to βjumpβ MY kid? He has nothing on my friend group and our love of true crime. Or my rage at the thought of someone harming my child.
Iβm in love with Vanceβs children. AUNTIE J IS HERE!! I BABYSIT FOR FREE!!! I HAVE NINJA BANDAIDS!! I HAVE PUPPY DOGS!!
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I need grandkids, stat. Or in 8-10 years. Whatevs.
Goldfinch is freaking sadder than Romeo and Juliet, and I didnβt think anyone could beat The Bard. Dying over Malina and Dommik. πππ #booktok
RFA went well. As soon as my back stops burning from the inside out in β¦ 5 days, I should be getting back to βnormal.β Hopefully walking the twins and resuming my daily mom duties! #ChronicPain#chronicillness#arthritis
You never know how nasty your words sound until you have a depraved teenager.
βSon, no. Not like that. The balls need to go deeper into the tree.β
SMDH and FML.