Mom. Writer (WattPad @jrobeson). Chronic Pain Warrior. Animal lover. Baker, at times. I have extremely dry wit, and I’m not sorry about it. ***I do not DM.***

Joined January 2022
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Gave myself a concussion, because #ChronicPain #chronicillness, and I’m totally over taking it easy.
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Keeping my kid home today because he was threatened at school yesterday. That kid thinks he can threaten to β€œjump” MY kid? He has nothing on my friend group and our love of true crime. Or my rage at the thought of someone harming my child.
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The Mom, M.Ed. πŸ’ƒ retweeted
Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Trump & the Village people. What a time to be alive.
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GWB’s inner middle school kid vibes never ceases to make me laugh

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I’m in love with Vance’s children. AUNTIE J IS HERE!! I BABYSIT FOR FREE!!! I HAVE NINJA BANDAIDS!! I HAVE PUPPY DOGS!! 🀣🀣🀣 I need grandkids, stat. Or in 8-10 years. Whatevs.
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I’m here for all the fashion. Hair, hats, coats, dresses, heels. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
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Dude. Duuuuuuuuude. Is From Blood and Ash high fantasy where TEAM JACOB WINS??? I’m so geeking over here. GEEKING HARD!!!
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Goldfinch is freaking sadder than Romeo and Juliet, and I didn’t think anyone could beat The Bard. Dying over Malina and Dommik. 😭😭😭 #booktok
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RFA went well. As soon as my back stops burning from the inside out in … 5 days, I should be getting back to β€œnormal.” Hopefully walking the twins and resuming my daily mom duties! #ChronicPain #chronicillness #arthritis
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You never know how nasty your words sound until you have a depraved teenager. β€œSon, no. Not like that. The balls need to go deeper into the tree.” SMDH and FML.
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There’s something wrong with me; I just started Haunting Adeline, and I’m here for it. #booktok
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Me, 7:58: Mom, are you mad at me? Me, 7:59: Shit, I guess she is.
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Nothing like having a group project due tomorrow in a class you never attended in a dream you never wanted to begin with.
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That was the most coherent speech writer she’s had, yet.
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The Mom, M.Ed. πŸ’ƒ retweeted
Ok. She’s done. It took them that long to write a speech full of nonsense she doesn’t even believe.
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Has Kamala spoken? I took a 10 minute shower, and I’m worried I missed it. I’ve tried to watch all the speeches. So tired. So, so tired.
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