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Giants RB Cam Skattebo is facing backlash for his story post looking for Knicks tickets tomorrow night.
The cheapest tickets at MSG are on sale for ~$11,000.
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Adam Silver with Carson Wentz in San Antonio for Knicks-Spurs Game 5
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Streamer IShowSpeed jumps over Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy at World Cup 😳 x.com/Waalinho/status/206563…
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TRADE: Commanders acquire 49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk in exchange for a 2027 third-round pick.
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RUMOR: The Buffalo Bills could move on from QB Josh Allen if they don’t compete for a Super Bowl this season.
Allen, 30, is heading into his ninth year with the Bills.
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Giants RB Cam Skattebo weighs in on the recent SpaceX IPO:
"Buying into SpaceX right now is a massive gamble. The valuation bakes in the extreme hype surrounding Musk, making it much smarter to wait for the exuberance to settle rather than overpaying for a stock at its peak.”
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Jun 12
Everyone in the USA tonight:
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Pulling big for Neal Kennedy and Team USA Today! 😂
We’re going way farther than people think…
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Jun 12
Daniel Jones has gained the ability to duplicate the football mid-throw, up to five at a time.
The Colts are going to be scary this year.
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Jun 12
REPORT: Aaron Donald has received active offers from the following NFL teams:
49ers
Bears
Bengals
Bills
Broncos
Browns
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Chargers
Chiefs
Colts
Commanders
Cowboys
Dolphins
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Jaguars
Lions
Packers
Panthers
Patriots
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Ravens
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Which team do you think he’ll end up on?
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Jun 12
Rams HC Sean McVay says Myles Garrett has been an explosive team asset during OTAs.
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REPORT: Former Raiders WR Henry Ruggs III ran a 4.19s 40-yard dash just last week.
Ruggs is reportedly “putting in the work” for a return to the NFL.
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Jun 11
Dolphins RB De’Von Achane is expected to miss Week 11 with a head migraine.
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The Chiefs are not interested in trading QB Patrick Mahomes, per sources.
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Odell Beckham Jr. shares his thoughts on meeting Giants RB Cam Skattebo for the first time during practice:
“I don’t even know what that thing is.”
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Jun 10
Someone just placed $5,000 for J.J. McCarthy to start over Kyler Murray to win over $15,000
The Vikings locker room is getting TENSE 😬
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Jun 10
Bills QB Josh Allen says he drinks Good Nut at least five times a day.
“Yeah, I love nut.”
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REPORT: Vikings QB Kyler Murray is unhappy about J.J. McCarthy stealing his kills in Call of Duty: Warzone.
“I get them down to 1HP and he just one-taps them and takes the stats, every time. I always lead in damage and put in the most work, that’s probably the toughest part.”
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Jun 9
It was all part of the Browns plan…
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🚨🚨 In a 2024 interview #Rams Aaron Donald said he’s “Burnt out”
Is he recharged after 2 years or are you shorting these odds? check out Polymarket odds
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Jun 9
Bengals QB Joe Burrow is expected to miss Week 15 with a stomach flu.
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A.J. Brown is facing backlash for looking older than he did 8 years ago 📸
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REPORT: A.J. Brown has submitted a request for the Philadelphia Eagles to retire his jersey number.
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