Leader of The Lost Boys - Parody Account

Joined May 2021
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Oh come on, who did this!? WHO DID THIS!?
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The Spurs might have lost but Texas still gave Karmelo Anthony 35 years. Great job, Texas! 🤠
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*attends 1 basketball game* *Knicks win championship*
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With a New Yorker in the White House, the NY Knicks end their 53 year championship drought. Congrats to President Trump and The NY Knicks!
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I don’t care about the Lincoln Memorial weigh-in.
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This is the law firm handling Karmelo Anthony’s appeal. He’s definitely going to get the chair now!
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Literally the firm’s receptionist. ☎️ 💅🏿
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When you had a bad day so bro suggests calling ICE on the 7 year old Mexican selling oranges to pay for his grandmothers’s heart medication…
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Imagine getting your airtight legal strategy from people who don’t know how to change a battery.
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Black people set themselves back 400 years making another murderer one of their heroes.
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The people that are pissing on Austin Metcalf’s grave are wondering why everyone hates them.
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Patriot. Traitor.
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Canadians seeing this:
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JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada
Community note
SpaceX's market cap is about $2 trillion. Canada's GDP is about $2.5 trillion per year. The post compares the company's valuation to the country's annual economic output. finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPAX.PVT/ worldometers.info/gdp/canada-gdp/
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My DMs for posting this…
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Women in the UK can either arm themselves to the hilt and be labeled racists in the press, or die.
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Elon Musk: *becomes the world’s first trillionaire* Ashley St. Clair:
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When you’re stabbed in the neck and refuse to issue a statement about how great migrants are.
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How do politicians watch this and immediately tell their citizens they need 20K more of this guy?

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How it feels explaining to a black person that stabbing someone in the heart is called murder.
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The most single mother behavior ever recorded.
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Remind me why I should be offended by a guy streaming himself saying “They chimpin’ out”.
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