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Joined April 2008
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I *am* watching you... “@alejandro_edm: @ThePolice YOU CANT FAV MY TWEET. YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER US REMEMBER?”
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19 Dec 2013
WOOP WOOP WOOOOOP!
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Ahem... Look man, there is *no such thing* as a routine traffic stop. #tyvm #duh #safety
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31 Mar 2011
Slow Down, Pull Over! DO IT NOW!
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31 Mar 2011
To whomever is trying to change my Twitter password: You're under arrest. Put your hands on your head. I'm watching you.
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12 Feb 2009
Anyone seen my pistol? It was right there on the top of the toilet tank half an hour ago, I swear. Hey, waiter have you seen my...?
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18 Sep 2008
Before I ask you any questions, there are a few things I need to tell you...
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17 Apr 2008
Watching you.
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