the type of pic you'd expect to be taken at some massive Argentinian stadium but it's at the Truman Sports Complex.

My word, this place is gorgeous 🇺🇸🇦🇷🇩🇿

Day three in KC and I’m rapidly undoing years of weight loss. BBQ aside, what a lovely town.

I'm sad no one got an Argentinian's reaction to the trough urinals on the 300 level at Arrowhead.

Folks, I was on stage in the P&L for the 3 Chiefs Super Bowl wins. I was at the Royals and Chiefs Championship parades. I know how we do things here. Last night was a different kind of party. Doesn’t make it bigger or better. Just different. We can be proud of it all. It’s OK.

no question.

I bet if you took a poll of Kansas Citians, most would prefer to stay in a stadium like Arrowhead. It’s the Hunt family that wants to leave.

Who remembers these bad boys?

And the beverages at KC Stadium

I love seeing what people from other countries put on their USA bucket lists because it is not the stuff we think it will be. They’re not saying “Grand Canyon” or “New York City.” They’re saying Buc-ee’s, a Big Gulp, Texas BBQ, baseball, a rodeo, a drive thru, Chipotle, a gun range, and watching something completely ridiculous happen in a Walmart parking lot. And the funny part is they’re not wrong. America is so normal to us that we forget how bizarre and entertaining it probably looks from the outside. If somebody came here and asked you for the real American experience, what are you making them do first?

Me: “Soccer is gay and stupid” Also me tonight when America plays:

Republicans are in charge because we promised: to Make America Healthy Again. to start No New Wars, to put people above corporations, to put America above foreign countries, to release the Epstein files, to not spy on citizens, to eliminate fraud, what the hell happened?!

Soccer City USA is in session 🇺🇸 #FIFAFanFestival #FIFAWorldCup #WeAreKansasCity #WeAre26

This is honestly super sad.

CNN aired a montage of Trump’s past claims that the U.S. was on the cusp of a deal with Iran, with Anderson Cooper noting that today’s announcement marks the 39th time he’s made a similar claim.

Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart

I present to you the most insane graphic I've had to make