Overqualified. Underemployed. Sarcastic. Insensitive. Real.
Joined June 2011
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April King retweeted
Jun 13
I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....
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Jun 12
Elon Musk: Trillionaire
Jeff Bezos: Billionaire
Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?
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Jun 13
Me, just blocking every Elon profile until the world’s first trillionaire fucking shares the wealth with those who made him wealthy.
@elonmusk you could end starvation. What’s holding you back? Greed?!
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April King retweeted
Jun 6
Fox News is out here calling James Talerico a vegan soy boy because they can’t defend the Republican candidate Ken Paxton who is a criminal degenerate.
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May 28
2016: Stronger Together
2020: Build Back Better
2024: We’re Not Going Back
2026: Shut Up You Ugly Fuck
We’ve been polite long enough.
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You may disagree, but all 168 Iranian students would be alive, the Strait of Hormuz would be open, American troops would still be alive and gas would be $2.83 a gallon if Trump had just gone to fucking prison for his crimes.
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April King retweeted
May 15
Planning things for the weekend like I'm not weak when the week ends
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Place: The Villages.
Music: The Village People.
Dancing: The Village Idiot.
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Apr 29
Even if it takes me 20 years I'll follow back anybody who reposts this thread
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Apr 21
Here, he almost shit himself when he heard a noise, and we’re supposed to believe he was actually shot in the head at Butler and stood up, fully exposed, to fist pump afterward? 🙄
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Apr 18
This guy is l garbage. How do I know? I read his book. He should have had a ghost writer. He’s ridiculously repetitive - he has NOTHING of value to say. But, he’s does say he doesn’t want to live near poor people. So, on behalf of poor people I send him a polite, “fuck you.”
🦐 I've been in Washington long enough to know that not everybody thinks the way we do back home. So I put together a little quiz. Nothing fancy. Just five questions to find out if we'd get along at a crawfish boil — or if I'd have to politely ask you to leave.
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April King retweeted
Apr 16
A reading from the Book of Tarantino
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Apr 13
"I'm just contemplating the fact that one moron, one psychotic moron, one capricious idiot, has completely bollocksed up the global economy not only to the detriment of his own people, but the detriment of the planet. ... It's like how much more of this can the planet take?"
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There’s a particular kind of national exhaustion that comes from being repeatedly told that the obvious isn’t real.
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Apr 5
Week 1: We won!
Week 2: Please send help.
Week 3: We won!
Week 4: Why isn't anyone helping?!
Week 5: Praise be to Allah
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