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If you don’t want to give him the green card just say so
🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump has promised to give USA National Team Coach Mauricio Pochettino a Green Card if he manages to win the World Cup
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A photographer was tragically crushed when a massive block of cheddar fell on him. In fairness, the people he was photographing tried to warn him.
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Raphinha' is a nickname and nicknames are for friends, and Raphael Dias Belloli is no friend of mine.
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A retiree with 8M paid after 35yrs of service can’t erect 2 bedroom flat in his village but economy is growing
Inflation well over 30% and the Naira has lost more than half its value since 2023 but yeah we are too unintelligent to understand “foreign reserves” lmfaooooo
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Gentlemen, when someone misbehaves, do not react so angrily that your response overshadows the initial misbehaviour and now becomes the issue. Don’t end up being the one needing to apologise when you were initially the victim of bad behaviour. Be clear that you will not accept or tolerate the misbehaviour, but be measured in how you express your disapproval. This is especially important when you are in a position of authority over the other person. It is also especially important in your relationship with your woman. I am Ezemmuo. I know things.
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Well, that's not very set in stone of him.
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Rick Ross has delayed his upcoming album 'Set In Stone' until July 17th.
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Elon Musk what have you done????
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Na tailor you be o, go home take the measurements of the client I got for you, now they’re sending me a video of you giving customer BJ. Some ladies are shameless!
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If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?
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Piece of cake
Guess the country??
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Bale has to come out at some point
What a goal by Patrick Dorgu against Ukraine 🤯 x.com/MesaPrep/status/206366…
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The club too get motion
🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil! Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC
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Obviously a lie but continue
Setting the Records Straight on Citizen Asar Michael Sesugh's Death The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, considered it imperative to clear the air on some recent incidents at its Makurdi Zonal Directorate, Benue State. Operatives of the Directorate arrested 26 suspected cyber fraudsters on April 28, 2026. They were profiled and kept in custody for further investigations after obtaining a Remand Order at a Magistrate Court. Shortly after their arrest, specifically on May 4, 2026, three of the suspects sought permission to use the lavatory at the Directorate's Holding Facility and were permitted. They cashed in on the opportunity, broke the toilet's roof and escaped from detention. Several efforts were made to re- arrest them to no avail. However, fresh intelligence came on Thursday, May 21, 2026 that one of the escaped suspects, Asar Michael Sesugh, was hiding somewhere in the Kansho axis of Makurdi. Operatives made for the location. Upon sighting the team, Sesugh and his suspected cult members opened fire on them. Operatives of the Commission returned fire in self-defence. All the suspected cult members, including Sesugh, fled owing to the exchange of fire between them and EFCC's operatives. However, Sesugh was later sighted lying in the pool of his blood by the roadside. He was promptly taken to the Police Cottage Hospital at the Police Headquarters in Makurdi where he was pronounced dead. The Commission reported the matter at the Benue State Police Headquarters, Makurdi and the Police has begun investigation to ascertain the circumstances surrounding his death and making efforts to arrest other fleeing members of the suspected cult. Preliminary reports of the findings of the Police have also been released to the public. The Commission wishes to state clearly that the dead suspect did not die in custody and was not on bail at any time. While the EFCC expresses its condolences to the family of the deceased suspect, it will not condone any further attack of its Operatives or breach of its internal security by suspects. The Commission assures that it will continue to act in the best interests of the nation.
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Arsenal becomes the first team in the history of the UEFA Champions League to lose the title without a defeat! 🤯❌
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Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free
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My Captain
A new record holder 🙌 Bruno Fernandes is your Player of the Matchweek
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And when there was no SAF, what did the team win? No be the next season the club decline start? Why RVP no carry then? Why RVP no carry Arsenal win league? A team is bad overall but it’s the best player who is to blame? Una too stupid
Robin Van Persie came from Arsenal and scored vital goals that won Manchester united points to win EPL in his first season. That is what it means to carry a team. Bruno Fernandes has made Manchester united worse. Now, fans care more about assists than trophies.
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wow this really is sky news
A 44-year-old Austrian woman posted a video of the moment a small plane flew through her glider. The woman was left spiralling out of control but survived after deploying her reserve parachute. 🔗 trib.al/umAch31
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They didn’t even organize like this for Bane.
HUGE police presence outside of Radio City Music Hall for the Knicks Game 4 Watch Party, the pep talk included: “If they win, it’s gonna get rowdy.” A cop told me that they are going be dispersed throughout the area. Tonight’s event is sold out / at capacity at 6K fans… #AlwaysKnicks
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RT @King_Alfreds_II: You can say every human on earth is short & you'd be correct - The more useful question is "how short?" This kind of…
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If it wasn’t tribalism then you’d have chased out those from other tribes who did worse, no?
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“He was chased out because of tribalism”
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