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Dave Van Ittersum retweeted
6 May 2023
4) At 27,000 sf @MatickAutoWash is the largest car wash and detail center in Michigan
The #carwash is adjacent to George Matick @Chevrolet, one of the highest volume #Chevy dealerships in Metro Detroit
It has 2 encl. wash tunnels, 18 indoor vacuums and 15 interior detail bays
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14 Jun 2022
Reposting this tweet from 7 years ago because it didn’t get the recognition it deserved the first time around.
2 Jun 2015
I saw a double mermaid once. It had the bottom half of a fish and also the top half of a fish.
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Dave Van Ittersum retweeted
25 Jun 2019
A touching moment between diehard @DetroitRedWings fan Michael Banaszewski, Jimmy Howard, & @Dylanlarkin39 at the @RocketClassic celeb challenge. Michael is fighting cancer & his hospital room is decked out in Red Wings everything. Larkin said these are the fans they play for.
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19 Oct 2018
I’m convinced my garbage can will never get full as long as I keep pushing the trash down with the strength of a thousand suns every time it starts to overflow.
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18 Oct 2018
The trick to a happiness is:
⚪️ love yourself
⚪️ have fun
🔘 to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. It's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.
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1 Sep 2018
My stand-up comedy routine is almost half way done. I’ve almost mastered the ‘standing up’ part. Just need some jokes now
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Dave Van Ittersum retweeted
25 Aug 2018
Shrine Knight Football at the walk to end Alzheimer's Disease. So proud to be a part of Team Suzy! #TTP #COMMITTED
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13 Aug 2018
My headphones disconnected from my phone while I was lifting and “Ain’t no Other Man” by Christina Aguilera started blasting through the speakers. I have no regrets.
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16 Jul 2018
Somehow hurt my hamstring while bench pressing today. I brought so much shame to my gym that I have to call it “James” now.
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11 Jun 2018
We collectively screwed up as a society by calling it a “dad bod” and not a “father figure” x.com/daveandchuck/status/10…
6 Jun 2018
Here's the chart to see if you have a Dad Bod?
washingtonpost.com/news/wonk…
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8 Jun 2018
Reposting this tweet from 3 years ago because it didn’t get the recognition it deserved the first time around. x.com/therealdavevan/status/…
2 Jun 2015
I saw a double mermaid once. It had the bottom half of a fish and also the top half of a fish.
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6 Jun 2018
Me: I’ll be right there, give me 2 seconds.
Co-worker: One. Two. Ok let’s go
Me:
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2 Jun 2018
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” x.com/abc7ny/status/10029673…
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20 Mar 2018
I think it’s funny how some people act like they know how to workout but have never done this exercise
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16 Mar 2018
It’s 3/16! Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day! Be sure to stunner your friends, family, and co-workers in celebration.
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