I was a Sgt. in the army until a grenade took my hands. Now I reside on Nightmare Island. I spend my days killing sexy teens... or so the legend goes.

Joined February 2011
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@GalenPendleton's 1st music video premiere's today. Check out @WhaleandtheWolf's “Domino” yegmusicmagazine.com/index.p… @YEGMusicMag

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Reject Harper's fear campaign. Fear Hookface instead. Block the "secret police" bill you.leadnow.ca/petitions/rej… via @leadnowca

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Metro's AUG/SEP Program guide includes info on our upcoming anniversary weekend! bit.ly/Aug_Sep2014Guide #yeg
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I hear rumblings that my 3 bio-pic shorts are being made into a full length film. I'd better see royalties. Papa needs a new set of hooks.
BEHIND YOU!!! "@mike_kendrick: Just docked on Nightmare Island. Where's @TheRealHookface?"
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Have your tickets for today's screening of my 3rd biopic? I want to see lots of sexy teens in the audience! #EIFF #NightmareIsland
Have you added #NightmareIsland 3 it to your viewing schedule tomorrow? ow.ly/dVpte Only $10 for a whole day of local shorts. #EIFF

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Reading YouTube comments make me want to kill myself... Over and over.
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Don't forget to sign up for this year's Murderlake Midnight skinny-dipping contest...All the sexy teens are doing it! #NightmareIsland
Time for Hookface's Mailbag! Q: Hookface, do you sleep in a cave? A: No, I sleep in a bed. Weirdo.
Need a costume for the #EIFF screening of #NightmareIsland on Sunday. Gotta disguise myself from hoardes of admirers. ow.ly/dVori

I love these fall colours, especially after a kill.. red, dark red...blood red. #nightmareisland
My 3rd Biopic screens at @edmfilmfest this Sunday at 6:30pm. Anyone carpooling from Murderlake? Can I hook a ride? #EIFF #NightmareIsland
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These crunchy leaves have been making it harder for me to sneak up on people. Now carrying wind machine to disguise my approach.
got me some new typin' fingers! I guess dem sexy teens are good for something.
When investigating a noise, why do victims always ask "Who's out there?" Do you really think I'm going to respond?
...it's also super easy to kill sexy teens with hooks for hands.