I was a Sgt. in the army until a grenade took my hands. Now I reside on Nightmare Island. I spend my days killing sexy teens... or so the legend goes.
Joined February 2011
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22 Jan 2016
@GalenPendleton's 1st music video premiere's today. Check out @WhaleandtheWolf's “Domino” yegmusicmagazine.com/index.p… @YEGMusicMag
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5 Feb 2015
Reject Harper's fear campaign. Fear Hookface instead. Block the "secret police" bill you.leadnow.ca/petitions/rej… via @leadnowca
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28 Jul 2014
Metro's AUG/SEP Program guide includes info on our upcoming anniversary weekend! bit.ly/Aug_Sep2014Guide #yeg
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19 Jul 2013
I hear rumblings that my 3 bio-pic shorts are being made into a full length film. I'd better see royalties. Papa needs a new set of hooks.
1 Oct 2012
BEHIND YOU!!! "@mike_kendrick: Just docked on Nightmare Island. Where's @TheRealHookface?"
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30 Sep 2012
Have your tickets for today's screening of my 3rd biopic? I want to see lots of sexy teens in the audience! #EIFF #NightmareIsland
29 Sep 2012
Have you added #NightmareIsland 3 it to your viewing schedule tomorrow? ow.ly/dVpte Only $10 for a whole day of local shorts. #EIFF
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29 Sep 2012
Reading YouTube comments make me want to kill myself... Over and over.
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28 Sep 2012
Don't forget to sign up for this year's Murderlake Midnight skinny-dipping contest...All the sexy teens are doing it! #NightmareIsland
28 Sep 2012
You remind me of a teen I've slaughtered... #memories MT "@ScreamQueenB: Are you following @TheRealHookface yet? youtube.com/watch?v=nPS8Z-Br…"
28 Sep 2012
At @EIFF_dmms learning about new ways to terrorize sexy teens. youtube.com/watch?v=nPS8Z-Br… #EIFF12 #nightmareisland
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27 Sep 2012
Time for Hookface's Mailbag! Q: Hookface, do you sleep in a cave? A: No, I sleep in a bed. Weirdo.
27 Sep 2012
Need a costume for the #EIFF screening of #NightmareIsland on Sunday. Gotta disguise myself from hoardes of admirers. ow.ly/dVori
25 Sep 2012
I love these fall colours, especially after a kill.. red, dark red...blood red. #nightmareisland
24 Sep 2012
My 3rd Biopic screens at @edmfilmfest this Sunday at 6:30pm. Anyone carpooling from Murderlake? Can I hook a ride? #EIFF #NightmareIsland
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23 Sep 2012
These crunchy leaves have been making it harder for me to sneak up on people. Now carrying wind machine to disguise my approach.
20 Sep 2012
got me some new typin' fingers! I guess dem sexy teens are good for something.
17 Sep 2012
When investigating a noise, why do victims always ask "Who's out there?" Do you really think I'm going to respond?
14 Sep 2012
...it's also super easy to kill sexy teens with hooks for hands.