Honoured that my script GRIEFCASE features in this - a deeply personal comedy drama about loss, friendship... and Jeremy Paxman. Take a look if you fancy a journey into the darker corners of my mind
Commissioners love to ask "Why now?" "Why do we need this script now?" Like I don't know pal, why do we need a 5th series of Mrs Browns Boys? Why is now a good time for another series following a well known comedian going on holibobs with his mum? I'm going to screeaaaammm
Valentine's Day after 1 year: "First Valentine's with tHiS oNe XoX"
Valentine's Day after 5 years: "You're quite pretty when you don't dress like a teenage boy"
I laughed, I cried, I’ve never come so close to a mid-act ovation as I did after @MicaParisSoul and @mayjqb’s Museum of Loss. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @REHABTheMusical
Mollie is the patron saint of all of us who lost our minds over fuckboys with questionable hair gel at 21, and I for one really feel for her. Can’t wait to see how her villain origin story plays out.
#TheTraitorsUK thanks for getting me through January 🔥
My train was delayed 30 mins, so I sat next to a guy in the waiting room who listened to Best Years of our Lives by Baha Men on repeat for almost that whole time. I fear not striking up conversation with him will be one of the great regrets of my life
“I’m a people pleaser” is officially the new “I’m an empath.” The worst person you’ve ever met thinks they’re a people pleaser. Never pleased a person in their life
May we all set our sights as high for ourselves as the trick or treater child I saw last night, who rather than collecting treats in some kind of novelty bucket, was wheeling round an actual suitcase.